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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 06:02 am
@Mame,
When the cat is away the mice will play, what mischief will you get upto this time jezebel?

I'm sitting in the spa waiting for the masseuse to show up.

Mame
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 06:07 am
@Dutchy,
AHAHAHAHA - The joke's on you! You'll be sitting there an awfully long time, bub.


I need some breakfast - I'm famished!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 06:23 am
@Mame,
You'll be famished for something else in a month time I guess, so give this mornings breakfast a miss and concentrate on other things. Wink

Whilst sitting here and waitin I'm watching a movie called Butterfield 8 with Elizabeth Taylor.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 06:36 am
@Dutchy,
Laughing

Fantasizing again, are you, D? She wouldn't give you a second look, so give over!

I still haven't had any breakfast.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 06:40 am
@Mame,
At last you're a sensible woman and took my advice!

It's all happening here and I feel I'm in good hands.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 07:24 pm
@Dutchy,
You're not quite sure whose hands they are but you still feel they are 'good'.

I am in LA dreading the drive home. Maybe I'll leave her after midnight to avoid the nightmare traffic.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2011 12:20 am
@NickFun,
I'd say have your fun and leave "her" after midnight!

I feel like a new man after my spa and massage.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2011 02:21 am
@Dutchy,
I have no doubt you aren't far off full body pampers.

Another genius day, for me.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2011 07:54 am
@laughoutlood,
Compared to you, everyone else must seem like a genius.

I am thinking about making my own ice cream.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2011 07:04 pm
@firefly,
When that fails you will head off to the grocer and tell everyone you made it.

The main freeway into LA will be closed next week thus making my commute impossible.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2011 07:05 pm
@NickFun,
It would have been impossible anyway since your transportation is two legs.

My sister's going to San Fran tomorrow.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2011 07:12 pm
@NickFun,
Any excuse to dodge work, what's your next trick you slacker?

I just picked a bucket full of delicious navel oranges from my tree.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2011 07:15 pm
@Dutchy,
That was your neighbor's tree, you thief.

The heat is ruining my lawn.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2011 07:20 pm
@firefly,
Haven't you heard of watering your lawn at night you dummy?

My lawns are always perfectly green even with temperatures of 110!
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 13 Jul, 2011 08:42 pm
@Dutchy,
Amazing what a couple cans of green paint will do, eh?

I shall be taking the train into LA next week.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2011 12:11 pm
@NickFun,
And, because the trains will probably be so crowded, you figure you'll get away without buying a ticket, and maybe even have a chance to pick a pocket or two, you scheming conniver.

I haven't traveled by train in quite some time.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2011 04:11 pm
@firefly,
That's because the conductor always kicks you off because of your offensive body odor!

I managed to piss off Charlie Sheen a few days ago.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2011 04:44 pm
@NickFun,
You were standing in the same urinal and splashed his shoes you headline grabber.

I'm heading to the football shortly with a few mates.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2011 04:50 pm
@Dutchy,
You have friends???

Just got home from work - TGIF!!!! It's a zoo out there!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2011 04:55 pm
@Mame,
Have a shower first, you smell and look obnoxious, may be then I'll talk to you.

It's a very cold and rainy day, so will watch the football from the comfort of the members bar.
 

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