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firefly
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2011 06:30 pm
@Dutchy,
Your main interest is the bar, not the game, so you jump at any chance to booze it up, you sot.

Lots to do this weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2011 07:36 pm
@firefly,
The only thing you'll do this weekend is entertaining your toy-boy and lots of it!

I've just been told the food and drinks at the football will be on the house, you beauty.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 15 Jul, 2011 09:54 pm
@Dutchy,
You paid $800 for a ticket and the "food and drinks" mean chips and beer!

I am taking a flying lesson on Sunday.
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 12:09 am
@NickFun,
Fargone beauty.

I know how to fly.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 02:01 am
@oolongteasup,
All you know is how to do your fly up!

I'm looking forward playing the organ in Church again tomorrow.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 06:31 am
@Dutchy,
No club would willingly have you for a member, so are you going to sneak in like last time?

I am going to a Farmer's Market today Smile
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 09:37 am
@Mame,
A new place to peddle your sexual favors? No wonder it's also known as the Floozies Market.

I just watched a very inspiring TV program.

Mame
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 03:50 pm
@firefly,
"How to get off welfare", I think it's called. But soon you'll be high and drunk so you can forget all about it.

My painters just left and did a beautiful job!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 03:56 pm
@Mame,
I suppose you've paid them with your usual favours, you floozy.

My Sunday started well, breakfast in bed and now I'm about to be driven to Church.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 04:17 pm
@Dutchy,
Church is where the Saturday food bank is, right?

Talked with my daughter and her kids on Skype a bit ago.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 07:13 pm
@Mame,
I'll bet you never told them what you've been upto with the painters you sly grannie.

Won nearly $100 in last night's X-lotto, taking my partner out for dinner tonight.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 07:51 pm
@Dutchy,
After you pay her back for the money you borrowed, you'll have enough to buy her a McBurger. Big date.

I just ate a lovely quinoa salad with feta, etc.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 11:37 pm
@Mame,
All you ever do is eat you big fat lard.

My weight is perfect no dieting required.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 16 Jul, 2011 11:43 pm
@Dutchy,
Since you don't have any mirrors or working bathroom scale in your house, your faulty understanding of how much you really weigh is never in question.

I ate a $6 ice cream sandwich with Brown Butter Candied Bacon Ice Cream and gluten-free peanut butter cookies last week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 04:58 am
@tsarstepan,
No wonder they call you "Moby Dick" you couch potato, time to shed some of that blubber.

The Church Service was a gem today, I had the crowd singing and stamping their feet. Hallelujah.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 07:17 pm
@Dutchy,
You told them you were moving out of town.

I took a flying lesson today and did my first takeoff!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 08:27 pm
@NickFun,
Must have been scary as I heard you changed pants afterwards.

I think Mame is the perfect woman.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 08:29 pm
@Dutchy,
Thank you, I am. As I've been told Smile

Some friends just left after eating me out of house and home. Holy Hannah. Can they eat!
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 08:32 pm
@Dutchy,
You're a cheater Dutchy! That statement is irrefutable!

I plan on attending the outdoor screening of In The Heat Of The Night (1967) at the HBO Bryant Park Film Festival Monday night.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 17 Jul, 2011 08:40 pm
@Mame,
And you call those gluttons friends? I'd disappear next time they come around if I were you.

I'm about to cut my neighbours lawns.

(Good to have the girls on your side tsarstepan Smile )
 

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