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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 06:27 am
@Dutchy,
Going down to the corner liquour store to buy another Texas mickey of rye is not what I'd call adventurous, you doddering old sot, but maybe for you it is.

I'm going to the Calgary Stampede this weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 04:19 pm
@Mame,
Leaving your house in a mess to eye off a few cowhands, where are your priorities?

I'm meeting a few mates in the pub tonight to watch the football.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 05:08 pm
@Dutchy,
Quite a sight. A bunch of old drunks sitting around looking at a football.

A friend offered me leftover 4th of July fireworks and I turned him down.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 06:07 pm
That's because you're still on parole for arson and it's one of the conditions.

We're going out to hear some Blues tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 09:17 pm
@Mame,
You hear blues from your husband every night when he wails "why did I marry that woman"?

I'm going dancing Friday night.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 10:34 pm
@NickFun,
"Dancing" is just another word in your world for staggering about ****-faced.

I had to listen to a bunch of tortured singer-songwriters tonight and it was pure agony. Can't anyone write an upbeat, happy song these days?
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jul, 2011 11:42 pm
@Mame,
Get with it Mame, you're getting to long in the tooth to enjoy modern lyrics, forget the Doris Day songs you grew up with!

I love Lady Gaga, she's wild, gorgeous and sexy.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jul, 2011 06:41 am
@Dutchy,
You lech. You say that about every woman.

My fences and deck are being stained today and I'm not doing it - yay!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jul, 2011 04:53 pm
@Mame,
Just as well, you can't even paint your fingernails properly or apply your lipstick.

I'm helping my neighbour shift some furniture today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jul, 2011 06:04 pm
@Dutchy,
Yes you're putting some chairs against the door lest your wife walks in on you!

A friend from Boston is here visiting me.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 7 Jul, 2011 08:19 pm
@NickFun,
Who is it this time, another one of your fly by night floozies?

My neighbour rewarded me with a nice cup of coffee and home made cake after I shifted her furniture.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 8 Jul, 2011 10:30 pm
@Dutchy,
She read your medical files which said "no coffee, no cake".

My old friend and I spent most of the afternoon reminiscing.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 9 Jul, 2011 12:01 am
@NickFun,
I can well imagine what 'reminiscing' implies, you're a bad boy.

Saturday again and another gathering of the boys, life is very demanding.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2011 07:04 pm
@Dutchy,
Life demands you get drunk with the boys in front of the TV and pass out?

I gave my friend and his wife a ride to the airport today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2011 07:37 pm
@NickFun,
Amazing they accepted your ride after all the shenanigens that took place.

I'm in the process of writing a speech rebutting our Prime Minister's new Carbon Emission Tax introduced yesterday.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jul, 2011 07:56 pm
@Dutchy,
See if you can try to find a polysyllabic word or two... "Tax is bad" just isn't going to cut it.

Our house is nearly painted and the fence and deck are newly stained.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 02:55 am
@Mame,
So what's your contribution to this job, some eye mascara and lipstick, you graffiti artist.

I cooked a delicious dinner today and my partner was delighted.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 04:31 am
@Dutchy,
You finally got your lardo fat butt off the couch and did something for someone else, how nice! Did she like the peanut butter and jam sandwich?

I'm cleaning a senior's house this morning.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 04:46 am
@Mame,
Why don't you clean your own hovel first, from what I've heard, I believe it is worse than a pig sty.

I'm having a sensues massage tonight.

Mame
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jul, 2011 05:55 am
@Dutchy,
Dream on, loser - no one would touch your filthy body with a ten-foot pole.

My husband leaves tomorrow for a month in the bush.
 

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