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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 12:58 am
@firefly,
I'm not surprised you're always picking up lotharios somewhere to share your bed.

I'm taking my partner for a drive and lunch in the country somewhere tomorrow.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 04:06 pm
@Dutchy,
When the cops ask you where you last saw her you will say "in the country somewhere!"

I am thinking of getting my pilots licence.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 05:07 pm
@NickFun,
Thinking is as far as you'll get, you lazy bum.

I talked to a lot of people today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 05:09 pm
@Mame,
I've heard you're a bit of a chatterbox but when are you going to talk some sense?

My partner is about to serve me breakfast outside on the patio.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 10:26 pm
@Dutchy,
She also told you you'll be sleeping out there from now on.

My partner made me some fabulous sushi!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 11:26 pm
@NickFun,
Since when is seaweed fabulous, I dig it into my garden!

I've just visited the zoo and saw two pandas for the first time in my life.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2011 06:26 pm
@Dutchy,
And we're supposed to be impressed that it took you so long to see them?

I saw my first pandas when I was 17.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2011 08:03 pm
@NickFun,
And I hear that they are still in therapy.

Beans ansd franks for supper
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2011 08:26 pm
@farmerman,
Beans and franks? That's kids' food. You must be in the doghouse again.


One more day of work then I get to visit some friends in BC Smile
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 28 Jun, 2011 11:46 pm
@Mame,
How exciting to visit friends in a Beggars Colony.

My uranium shares paid a hefty dividend today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 30 Jun, 2011 05:27 pm
@Dutchy,
So, you invested in nuclear bomb making materials and we're supposed to be impressed?

I am invested in solar energy.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 30 Jun, 2011 08:17 pm
@NickFun,
You'll get your fingers burnt just like walking in the sun to long.

I booked my tickets for the Dolly Parton show today.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jul, 2011 05:27 am
@Dutchy,
Who are you kidding? You're no fan of country music, your eyes will be glued to her big boobs throughout the entire show, you old lecher, and that's why you've gotten yourself a front row seat--to stare and slobber all over yourself.

Will be going to see some fireworks this weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jul, 2011 06:30 am
@firefly,
The only fireworks you'll see is from your landlord when he comes to collect the rent and you'll tell him you spent all your money on booz you old sot.

I think Dolly Parton has the most beautiful hair and gorgeous face.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 1 Jul, 2011 07:03 pm
@Dutchy,
You are only guessing as your eyes have never gone up that high.

I shall be on the beach in Santa Monica for July 4th.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jul, 2011 09:32 am
@NickFun,
You sure will be--dressed in an over-sized Uncle Sam outfit and handing out flyers for a sleazy strip club--before the cops haul you off for solicitation.

I'm hosting a party this weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 2 Jul, 2011 03:31 pm
@firefly,
Should be great fun, you and your cat, perhaps drag some lothario in from the street and do a lap dance for him.

I'll give Church a miss today and go to the football instead.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 3 Jul, 2011 08:15 pm
@Dutchy,
The congregation and the pastor will be breathing a sigh of relief.

I have attended 2 cookouts this weekend with another scheduled for tomorrow.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2011 08:53 pm
@NickFun,
Of course, you weren't invited to any of them, but that's never stopped you before.

I attended a wedding over the weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 5 Jul, 2011 09:50 pm
@StrayCat,
Pity it wasn't your own, missed out again eh.

I'm thinking of going on an adventurous hike this coming weekend.
 

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