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Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2011 06:36 pm
@farmerman,
No wonder they call you an old sour puss.

Cooking a bbq for 25 of my mates employees today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2011 07:28 pm
@Dutchy,
Dutch, you're retired. Remember? Alzheimer's catching up to you?

I still enjoy doing most of the things I did when I was younger.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 21 Jun, 2011 09:54 pm
@NickFun,
Too bad you still can't "do" them - hint : CIALIS Smile

I'm reading an Agatha Christie.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 04:55 pm
@Mame,
No wonder you're known as a mystery woman around here, for all we know you're a man!

About to go into town and pay a few bills.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 22 Jun, 2011 08:42 pm
@Dutchy,
Best to pay the hooker and massage parlor bills in person rather than mailing lest your wife find out!

I pay most of my bills online.
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jun, 2011 01:38 am
@NickFun,
You are such a liar, you pay the bankcard online and can't resist paying other bills by phone to pick up personality pointers from the automated payment services.

I collect depreciating assets as a hobby.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jun, 2011 06:22 pm
@oolongteasup,
It's hard to insult someone who's so good at insulting himself.

I'm going for a 30 mile hike this weekend.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jun, 2011 07:47 pm
@NickFun,
Only because they repossessed your car again, and you'll be walking back and forth to the city, you deadbeat.

I got a fantastic fortune in my fortune cookie today.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 23 Jun, 2011 10:15 pm
The only fantastic part of "You will go on a trip" is the fact you'll actually pay for something, you cheapo.


My sister went to pick up her daughter at the airport in my car.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2011 12:39 am
@Mame,
Big deal, I would have told her to get a taxi with her abysmal driving record.

I always stick to the road rules religiously, no speeding, ignoring red lights and stop signs.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2011 09:57 am
@Dutchy,
Right, you just tie up traffic by driving too slowly, cause accidents by failing to signal, and smack up other cars with your lousy parking maneuvers, you old bat.

I'm planning a celebration for this weekend.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2011 03:18 pm
@firefly,
Being celibate for 12 month is nothing to celebrate about you loser.

I'm taking my partner to the early market this morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 24 Jun, 2011 04:53 pm
@Dutchy,
You're just trying to see how much you can get for her?

I leave for my hike in the morning but I will have my iPhone.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2011 03:48 am
@NickFun,
Just as well, you most likely will have to call for medical assistance, anything is possible at your age.

My Minister has asked me to play the organ again in Church tomorrow.

firefly
 
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Reply Sat 25 Jun, 2011 07:39 am
@Dutchy,
Change your hearing aid batteries, he asked you to stop playing with your organ while you are sitting in church, you pervert.

I am thinking about making a trip this week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2011 01:31 am
@firefly,
What's so different this week, you're tripping of the planet most of the time you snort head.

Worried about Nickfun, hasn'r surfaced since his hike.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2011 01:55 pm
@Dutchy,
That's because you are too dumb to realize it was an overnight hike! (I'm fine Dutch. Just got back a couple hours ago)

My legs are sore from the mountainous terrain!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2011 03:48 pm
@NickFun,
Admit it, you're to old for this sort of thing, besides it was only a small hill and not a mountain as you claim.

I intend to sit near the fire today and read a good book.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 26 Jun, 2011 09:56 pm
@Dutchy,
"Fun with Dick and Jane" is a kindergarden reader and is not considered a good book for anyone older than that, doofus, but at least you're reading.

My family just left today - I've had company since last Thursday.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 27 Jun, 2011 12:49 am
@Mame,
Your relatives took off because they were shocked by the parade of men you brought in for "company" in your bed since last Thursday.

I am expecting company next week.
 

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