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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 06:19 pm
@Mame,
No wonder, you're known as the Dorothy Dix of the local gossip and innuendo spreader.

After having been to town I intend to do some gardening.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 06:39 pm
@Dutchy,
Stealing food from gardens isn't called 'gardening', D, it's called 'theft'.

The canucks are down 2 and I'm sick at heart.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 07:04 pm
@Mame,
You'll better be prepared, the Bruins will give you another hiding on Thursday!!

I don't think you can compare ice hockey players against our rugged Aussie footballers, they're just wimps on skates.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 07:19 pm
@Dutchy,
I can't even talk, I'm even sicker than before.

If anyone's a wimp (besides us), it's you bubba, letting your woman handle the fight at the bar the other night. SHame on you!
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 07:38 pm
@Mame,
thatll clear up when youve quit drinking for a few more days.

I must fix a prolapsed ewe.

Mame
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 07:42 pm
@farmerman,
And she's prolapsed why, exactly? When was the last time you were near her, hon?

The Canucks are a pile of ****.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 08:14 pm
@Mame,
And the Bruins will make them eat their own **** too, losers!

My neighbour has asked me to drop in for a cup of coffee just now, saw me working in the garden, isn't she considerate?
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 10:48 pm
@Dutchy,
That goes beyond considerate. You smell like cow manure and she still invites you in! The woman's a saint!

My paraglider needs some repairs if I'm going to take it off the cliff next week.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 11:07 pm
@NickFun,
Cancel it Nick, your much to old doing this sort of teenagers behaviour, plus your faulty equipment certainly makes it appear mission impossible.

I have a pretty hectic week coming up with several important appointments.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jun, 2011 03:23 am
@Dutchy,
Yeah, the welfare office, your probationer, your favourite liquour store, your pawn shop...

I'm off to clean a senior's house today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jun, 2011 05:29 pm
@Mame,
And do whatever else he wants you to do if the price is right, eh? Wink

I feel as young as a 30 year old!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jun, 2011 05:40 pm
@NickFun,
Pity your scraggy face shows your true age, even your face lift doesn't do you any justice.

Having lunch with the Lord Mayor today after first addressing the City Council.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jun, 2011 10:09 pm
@Dutchy,
And they will all cheer when you announce you will be moving out of town.

I have never had a face lift.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Tue 14 Jun, 2011 11:27 pm
@NickFun,
I'm unsurprised the circles within which you move contain such gaeity.

It's the weekend end here and I'm making the most it.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2011 08:59 pm
@laughoutlood,
The weekend end? Shouldn't that come in the latter part of the weekend? Wait a minute! Silly me! I keep trying to make sense of your statements!

I will be doing some voice work for the Cartoon Network.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2011 09:25 pm
@NickFun,
Still pushing your hot dog cart, Nick?

I'm disappointed in the Canucks tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2011 09:37 pm
@Mame,
A 4-0 drubbing and losing the Stanley Cup isn't worth celebrating, is it?

The game was live on television and I could hear the fireworks here!
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2011 09:39 pm
@Dutchy,
Those were your neighbours shooting it up in a drunken frenzy, you fool.

Ah well, the husband is home for two more nights... then he's off to Quebec.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2011 09:42 pm
@Mame,
I know what you'll get upto but I will leave that subject alone. Wink

I'm in the process of preparing the meal for tonight and give my partner a break.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2011 09:45 pm
@Dutchy,
Your mind is in the gutter, D Smile

It's about bloody time you gave your partner a break! All you do is sit around all day, sitting on your fat arse, demanding beer and food.

My SIL and I have agreed to buy each other's Christmas presents at flea markets Smile
 

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