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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2011 09:59 pm
@Mame,
Laughing Laughing

How cheap can you go, you must be scrooges of the worst kind.

I'm enjoying a fine red wine at the moment whilst preparing my evening meal.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jun, 2011 10:11 pm
@Dutchy,
Gala Keg Rotgut is NOT a fine wine, you boozer.

I'm getting my hair done tomorrow.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 12:58 pm
@Mame,
I thought you did it yourself...with an electric mixer.

I need somebody to swab me poopdeck.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 01:05 pm
@StrayCat,
Try using the toilet next time and you won't need the help.

I didn't get my hair done after all.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 04:07 pm
@Mame,
Your own fault, you shouldn't have extended your nocturnal games into daylight, who cares anyway.

Another lunch, another speech, life is hectic this week.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 07:25 pm
@Dutchy,
But this time you gave your wife a speech after lunch about why you can't help with the dishes!

I took a nap today for 45 minutes.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 16 Jun, 2011 08:57 pm
@NickFun,
Age catching up with you dude!

My speech today revolves around urban sprawling.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jun, 2011 07:26 pm
@Dutchy,
You used yourself as an example of what happens with excess sprawl!

I shall be going to a Thai bistro this evening.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jun, 2011 08:51 pm
@NickFun,
I hope it's not the same one you were thrown out of last year for pinching the waitresses bottoms, you creep.

I am reading a fascinating autobiography.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jun, 2011 08:57 pm
@firefly,
Michael Lucas, famous pornography director's story, can'r really be called fascinating.

I'm hosting a small party for some close friends tonight.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jun, 2011 11:41 pm
@Dutchy,
Your neighbours have gone away again, eh? Going to eat them out of house and home and leave a right mess like you did last time? Didn't your jail experience teach you anything?

My husband left for Quebec this morning.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 17 Jun, 2011 11:56 pm
@Mame,
If that is a hint you're looking for a good time, ring Nick he is closer than me. Razz

Off to the football and some drinks with the boys shortly.
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2011 12:07 am
@Dutchy,
Enjoy the night means everything , your philosophy is fatally flawed.

I may deign to watch some sport or other.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2011 12:17 am
@oolongteasup,
You do that you troll, it may lift you out of your usual seedy world.

Saturdays don't come any better than today, football, a few beers and a party tonight, life is good.

Mame
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2011 12:30 am
@Dutchy,
In other words, your usual drunken orgy fest.

I'm hungry but don't know what I should eat.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2011 03:48 pm
@Mame,
You're imagining things, your hips look like saddle bags now you fat lump of lard.

I love my women lean and tender with a smile.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 18 Jun, 2011 04:56 pm
@Dutchy,
Too bad they don't like you! Usually women like men with TEETH.

Just started another wall hanging.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jun, 2011 03:32 am
@Mame,
You'll do anything to make that dump of yours look worse.

I have painted all my walls giving my house a modern outlook.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jun, 2011 07:09 am
@Dutchy,
A lean-to is not a house, you loser bum idiot.

I'm off to the flea market to get your Christmas present, Dutchy.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 19 Jun, 2011 07:18 am
@Mame,
I've never been more honoured you scrooge, don't overspend will you. Razz

I feel good tonight having made a generous donation to the Church today.
 

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