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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2011 04:10 am
@Dutchy,
That is uncommonly good and gracious of you.

I could glean a tomb on malapropisms here.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2011 04:12 pm
@laughoutlood,
Though I understand the words you wrote, the combination of these words makes me ask "um...WHAT THE F..K???"

My partner and I jumped out of a plane this morning and it was glorious!
verbivore
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jun, 2011 08:24 am
@NickFun,
Im sure it was glorious for you since they dint have a parachute!

Im just bugged and bored in office
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jun, 2011 01:11 pm
@verbivore,
You need some naughty excitement in your life!

I'm dining exclusively Indian today.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jun, 2011 05:03 pm
@Dutchy,
Oh, is this Sikh Temple Free Meals day again?

I'm having a grilled cheese with tomato and onion - yum!
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jun, 2011 05:21 pm
@Mame,
And a 2 pound steak as an appetizer! And a few chocolate bars for desert! Yum!

I juist got back from a run on the beach!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jun, 2011 10:45 pm
@NickFun,
Lucky you made it after flashing yourself at that cute blond.

Going to a party tonight with the boys, should be a cracker.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2011 10:33 am
@Dutchy,
Some party--a bunch of immature aging "boys" guzzling too much beer and knocking each other over in their frantic attempts to make it to the toilet in time. Whoopee!

My lawn needs some re-seeding.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2011 04:03 pm
@firefly,
Indeed it does. The Sahara desert looks lush next to your "lawn"!

My aloe plants are overflowing. Must clip them soon.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2011 05:09 pm
@NickFun,
You are confusing the aloe with your cannabis plants aren't you?

I may head for a sauna and massage today.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2011 05:36 pm
@Dutchy,
What - is Dolly the Ho working today?

I wore my pedometer and found I walked 7.8 km at work today!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 10 Jun, 2011 05:40 pm
@Mame,
And you still haven't lost one ounce of lard of that gross body of yours. Shame!

After my massage today and will attend the market and buy some healthy food.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 11 Jun, 2011 11:18 am
@Dutchy,
I hope the hooker likes chips and beer!

I will attend a music festival this afternoon.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2011 04:53 am
@NickFun,
Not for the music but to smoke a joint no doubt.

I played the organ in church today.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2011 05:09 am
Hallucenating again, D? You were in the pokey for exposing yourself, as usual.

I'm picking up my husband at the airport today.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2011 06:12 am
@Mame,
For you that's a change--you usually hang around the airport to pick up tourists for an afternoon fling, you floozy.

I placed a big order with Amazon.com yesterday.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 12 Jun, 2011 06:23 am
@firefly,
And used someone else's credit card, no doubt, you cretin.

I've been reading Janet Evanovich's mysteries - quite funny.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 07:58 am
@Mame,
You think reading a Corn Flakes box is funny, you think everything is funny because you're stoned most of the time, you pothead.

I am feeling very ambitious today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 02:45 pm
@firefly,
You really mean you're feeling horny today after smoking a joint.

I'm off into town with my lady to do some shopping shortly.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 13 Jun, 2011 05:20 pm
@Dutchy,
Shop-LIFTing, is more like it. Careful, you're still on probation.

My ears are sore from answering the phone so many times.
 

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