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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2011 04:15 pm
@Dutchy,
Wooden nickels don't count, you cheapskate... and good luck getting anything out of the sermon, you're that dense.

I just mowed the lawn. And then weed-eated it (or is that weed-ate?)...
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2011 06:42 pm
@Mame,
Looking at your spelling I'd say you left school before completing grade seven, typical dumb blonde.

My grandson calls me superman, isn't that nice.
?
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2011 11:21 am
@Dutchy,
But he only calls you that because his father scolded him for calling you "stinky old fart".

My partner and I will be going skydiving in tandem again this Wednesday.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2011 01:41 pm
@NickFun,
Jumping off a bridge to commit suicide is NOT sky-diving, you idiot.


I'm off to buy some sweet pea seeds to plant Smile
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2011 04:31 pm
@Mame,
Unfortunately nothing will grow in that hazardous waste dump you call a garden!

My oranges and lemons are coming in splendidly!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2011 11:05 pm
@NickFun,
Only until such time your neighbour catches you raiding his trees!

My neighbour is going to cut my hair today.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 5 Jun, 2011 11:46 pm
@Dutchy,
what hair? your head is like a billiard ball.

I just had some cottage cheese and fruit - yummy.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2011 12:35 am
@Mame,
To bad it won't do much for that baggy figure of yours, exercise is what you need, you couch potato.

I just went for a vigorous walk along the beach, very refreshing.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2011 01:01 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
just went for a vigorous walk along the beach, very refreshing.


Fresh is best, except when it comes to your stretch of sandy idyll in paradise, get back to the housework drone.

I am , as usual, on top of it.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2011 09:47 am
@laughoutlood,
Being on top of a dung heap doesn't exactly make you king of the hill.

I have to go to a locksmith and have some extra keys made.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 6 Jun, 2011 03:59 pm
@firefly,
I've changed the locks as well, to many boy friends have a key, getting embarrassing isn't?

My partner and I watched an extremely interesting movie last night.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2011 03:44 pm
@Dutchy,
A documentary? Now you can empathize with the plight of ex-porn stars!

Thanks to my new solar panels my electric meter now runs backwards!
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2011 03:50 pm
@NickFun,
It's you that's backwards, you dork.

This morning I had a lovely conversation with JoeBlow. I really like that gal.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2011 03:57 pm
@Mame,
I can just imagine, two old gals talking about their frustrated sex lives.

I'm heading into the hills today to collect some solid firewood.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2011 04:06 pm
@Dutchy,
Has your rickety old lean-to shelter fallen down?

I'm having a hot flash.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2011 06:35 pm
@Mame,
That will pass when you stop sitting on the stove.

I may go for a three day hiking adventure in a couple of weeks.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2011 08:15 pm
@NickFun,
Finding a new bridge to sleep under?

I'm watching The Chopping Block on tv.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2011 09:52 pm
@Mame,
No doubt the R-rated version the cause of your hot flashes.

My neighbour and I are playing some board games at the moment.
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Tue 7 Jun, 2011 10:23 pm
@Dutchy,
enough of your 'snakes and ladders' with the neighbour thank you very much

things are so good here i might even take up doing crosswords
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 8 Jun, 2011 01:17 am
@oolongteasup,
A pity your intelligence doesn't match your inspirations you old bag.

Tomorrow I shall give my partner an easy day and clean the house myself.
 

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