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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 07:49 pm
@Dutchy,
You've made that excuse every day for months now, you lazy bum, which is why the job will now require a machete.

I'm upset because there is no ice cream in the house and I'm in the mood to have some.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 09:06 pm
@firefly,
There was two gallons of it in the freezer yesterday! I guess that mood stays with you, eh?

I have a couple pints of Ben & Jerry's in the freezer.
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jun, 2011 11:58 am
@NickFun,
No you don't - you ate it last night, or did you forget in your usual stoned and drunken stupor?

I just planted some beautiful planters on my deck, we're going to my in-laws for lunch (which I'm bringing), and we're going for dinner at Booker's Crab Shack tonight - what a lovely day.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 2 Jun, 2011 07:36 pm
@Mame,
Now the planters have died and your in-laws did nothing but insult you through lunch (which they gagged on) and dinner. Lovely!

My agent and I did some business yesterday at a Los Angeles bistro.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 03:23 am
@NickFun,
You didn't tell us your agent was a woman and we all know what business you get upto with the opposite sex.

Looking forward to Saturday afternoon, a barbie, a beer and watching football.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 07:45 am
@Dutchy,
Have things gotten so tough that you have to satisfy yourself with a rubber blow-up Barbie doll while you guzzle beer and watch a game? Well, at least she can't laugh in your face and head for the door, the way most of your dates react.

I think I will check my horoscope for today.



NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 04:47 pm
@firefly,
Your horoscope reads: Avoid contact with humans from now on. Don't get out of bed. And you're ugly.

I will be working part of the day Saturday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 05:55 pm
@NickFun,
You call bending your elbow work you drunken sot.

I'm sitting in a seaside restaurant, sipping a cappucinno and watch the world go by.
Mame
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 06:48 pm
@Dutchy,
The world's not 'going' by, it's 'passing you by', you joke of a human being.

My husband left for Argentina today and I'm stuck with the cat.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 06:55 pm
@Mame,
Buenos Aires? Great steaks.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 08:14 pm
@Mame,
Hubby probably finds another pussy in Argentina. Smile

For the record I'm not as old as I look.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 08:26 pm
@Dutchy,
All that debauched living aged you so fast you were getting a "senior discount" when you were only 40--without even having to ask for it.

I just had some delicious fresh pineapple.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 08:46 pm
@firefly,
Feeding that fat torso of you again, don't you take pride in your appearance miss ugly?

AS my partner is away this weekend I shall have Chinese takeawsay tonight.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 10:27 pm
@Dutchy,
Meaning that you'll be spending the evening with a lovely Chinese lady, who is young enough to be your daughter, and opening her fortune cookies all night, you old lecherous creep.

I feel very hungry.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 3 Jun, 2011 10:34 pm
@firefly,
I know what you're craving for you man-eater, does your appetite ever stop?

I've booked to see Dolly Parton in concert next month.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2011 03:18 am
@Dutchy,
You just want to ogle her boobs, you perv. Go back to your Playboys and don't disgrace yourself.

I bought a really interesting watch at the Flea Market last Sunday.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2011 11:39 am
@Mame,
Aha, you brought that extremely rare (actually unheard of) guaranteed genuine vintage Rolex Mickey Mouse watch, and you paid only $10 for it, proving once again that a fool and her money are easily parted.

I think dining al fresco might be nice tonight.



NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2011 02:11 pm
@firefly,
Seeing as how you live outside anyway...

Assuming good weather I will be parachute jumping on Wednesday.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2011 02:34 pm
@NickFun,
Jumping off a bridge to where you live underneath it is not exactly parachute jumping, lol.


It's sunny outside so I'm off to mow the lawns.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 4 Jun, 2011 03:33 pm
@Mame,
Don't forget to put your shirt on this time, last time all the men were perving on your knockers.

I'm attending church this morning as I want to make a donation.
 

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