What's smooth and round is the backside of the floozy you are groping as you share that wine with her. And acid will be on the tongue of your partner after she discovers your sexcapade, you cheater.
And since you used the Sweeney Todd cookbook for your recipes, you substituted the lamb and chicken for something more illicit and more sinister alternative.
I probably should try and find a second job for some extra spending money.
Your compulsive gambling has gotten out of control again? Anything you make from a second job will go straight into your bookie's pocket, along with a good chunk of what you make at your first job.
I took my car to the car wash today to thank it for passing the state inspection.
You'll change your mind, cruise the pubs instead, get drunk as usual, and pick up two cans of tuna on the way home as your "feed of fish", you hopeless sot.
I've got to tackle an unpleasant job I keep putting off.