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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2011 04:16 am
@NickFun,
And you're still not over it after writing youself off completely you drunken sot, you were a disgrace.

I'm drinking a 1990 red wine tonight, it is very smooth and round with medium body and a touch of acidity on the mid palate.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2011 10:41 am
@Dutchy,
What's smooth and round is the backside of the floozy you are groping as you share that wine with her. And acid will be on the tongue of your partner after she discovers your sexcapade, you cheater.

I love long holiday weekends.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2011 04:12 pm
@firefly,
Bumming around and long lie ins seems to b e your forte you lazy grossly overweight miss piggy.

I have an important speaking engagement today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2011 10:28 pm
@Dutchy,
Yes you must explain to your wife how that lipstick got on your shorts.

I will be directing a short film soon.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 30 May, 2011 10:58 pm
@NickFun,
Does that involve Dutchy and lipsticked shorts, you inveterate Polanski paparrazi wanna-be?

You guys are nuts.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 12:49 am
@Mame,
It's you bimbos that drive us nuts with all your nagging, you never know when to shut up.

I have a perfect understanding partner, never complains.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 04:55 pm
@Dutchy,
But just wait till she comes out of the coma!

I may be teaching a course at a college this summer.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 05:04 pm
@NickFun,
Yeah, I read in the Warden's Digest that you're teaching your fellow inmates "How to Pick Locks".

I made lamb meat pies and chicken pot pies today.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 05:30 pm
@Mame,
And since you used the Sweeney Todd cookbook for your recipes, you substituted the lamb and chicken for something more illicit and more sinister alternative.

I probably should try and find a second job for some extra spending money.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 07:22 pm
@tsarstepan,
Your compulsive gambling has gotten out of control again? Anything you make from a second job will go straight into your bookie's pocket, along with a good chunk of what you make at your first job.

I took my car to the car wash today to thank it for passing the state inspection.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 07:30 pm
@firefly,
I think you should have had a wash yourself as you look and smell worse than your car and would never pass a male's inspection.

Going for a drive in the hills today as the weather is so nice, may even stop in a bush pub for some tucker and a beer.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 08:05 pm
@Dutchy,
Tucker, by the only definition I know, is a piece of lace in the front of a low cut dress, you scoundrel!

I shall be going to Costa Rica in August.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 10:24 pm
@NickFun,
That's called being extradited.

I'm getting my hair cut tomorrow. I have to emotionally prepare.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Tue 31 May, 2011 11:12 pm
@StrayCat,
A folly call.




I need to do something drastic.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 02:52 am
@laughoutlood,
Like getting lost, you should have done that ages ago.

I promised my partner a day out on my expense tomorrow.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 07:27 am
@Dutchy,
Well, $5 will get her a Big Mac, you cheapskate.

I'm playing badminton after work today.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 12:11 pm
@Mame,
I'm sure you'll be playing at being bad, you naughty girl, but I think you'll do it in the nude, while not wearing any mittens.

I have to go to the bank and get some cash.


Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 04:14 pm
@firefly,
Did your gigolo forgot to pay you last night, you poor woman, need to pick your male partners better!

Nice day here so taking the boat out for a cruise and maybe get myself a feed of fish.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 06:32 pm
@Dutchy,
You'll change your mind, cruise the pubs instead, get drunk as usual, and pick up two cans of tuna on the way home as your "feed of fish", you hopeless sot.

I've got to tackle an unpleasant job I keep putting off.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 1 Jun, 2011 06:59 pm
@firefly,
House cleaning is not one of your favourite pastimes we all know your place looks like a pig sty most of the time.

My lawns need cutting but I don't feel like it today, the weather is to good.
 

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