The Insult Chain Game

Your essence may be found at the bbq.

Today was yum

Does this mean you ate something good today instead of your usual garbage fare?

A beautiful 20 year old blonde wants to dine with me.

Yes, from the sidelines... after all, it's the "Let's Get Nick out the Neighbourhood" rally.


I don't have to work till next Wednesday!! Yay.

Mame, your boss said "don't come back to work". He said nothing about Wednesday!

I am working intermittently right now.

With your reputation, you're lucky to work at all.

I woke up at 1:00 a.m. and couldn't get back to sleep.

Maybe a guilty conscience from eating everything in the house is keeping you awake.

A friend of mine had her job outsourced to China!

At least she was engaged in a legal endeavor, which is more than can be said of most of the things you do on the side.

I'm redoing the guest room before my out of town company arrives.

Do you mean you'll be moving the mummified remains of the people you killed to the attic?

Though I'm finally clear of the coughing and runny nose symptoms of my cold (as of this morning) I've had for the past week or so, I've felt like I've had a hangover headache the entire day (still have it).

Doesn't matter what your symptoms are or aren't, people still avoid you.

I planted a bunch of plants in the garden today.

Next time, try doing it when you are sober. Stomping on them, to help them settle into the ground, ruined all of them.

I think it is time to clean out my handbag.

Why? There's nothing in it.

My mother sent me a gift card but I can't remember where I put it.

Slash and burn would be best .

Ahhh...Sunday....is there any degree of laziness that is excessive on Sunday ?

Great a two-for-one insult deal!
Mame? You're mother sent you an empty gift card because she knows you all too well. That you'll immediately lose the card and by the time you'll find it, it'd already be expired. Game, set, match!

Ionus? Your statement is a fine and cathartic one indeed for any typical hard working bloke to say but since you yourself define Sunday as a unit of time that lasts seven days long and use this definition as a lifestyle choice, you make a sloth look like an Olympic athlete high on methamphetamines.

I ordered pork fried rice and boiled dumplings for a very late dinner (11:00PM) from a Chinese delivery service tonight.

I'm shocked that they delivered since you stiffed them the last 4 times, and no tip for the driver, you cheapskate.

I'm fed up with the two morons on this site and their conspiracy theories regarding feminists.

You'll be pleasantly surprised to hear that Jesus Christ has in fact returned to Earth. Not this Saturday at 6:00PM as stated by that end of the world nutter but he has already signed up here at a2k on the date of January 28, 2008. You'll be equally surprised to know, as far as I understand it, he's one of the antifeminists your post refers to. Regardless to say, Hawkeye10 is making a list of profeminists for future punishment in the afterlife. Good luck with that dear Mame. Be seeing you in Hell.

Weather permitting, I plan on walking around Roosevelt Island Sunday for some exercise and to photograph Penny O'hamster for the Hamster Dancin' Around the World thread http://able2know.org/topic/96041-1

The exercise you certainly need you overweight couch potato.

I attended church this morning.

God knows why.

I'm half done cleaning out the garage.

Strange how it's dirtier now than when you started.

I am about to go for a mountain hike followed by a naked hot spring bath.

A walk to the corner store certainly isn't a hike, and exposing yourself in public is a crime, buddy.

I'm off to buy you a Christmas present at our local flea market, Nick.

And you will get me what you get everyone -- FLEAS!

My partner and I will drive over to The Deer Lodge this afternoon for their barbecue.