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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2011 01:48 pm
@NickFun,
You're too cheap to pay for a proper barbecue meal for yourself let alone your partner. You will hold a private picnic consisting of cheap beer and beer alone in some garbage landfill where you will pick up a couple of Lyme-disease infested deer tick or two for dessert.

I can't seem to get motivated enough to walk to Roosevelt Island today.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 22 May, 2011 02:39 pm
@tsarstepan,
Well, weighing in at 450 lbs is a hell of a demotivator for walking.

I'm watching the Canucks and Sharks.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 06:44 am
@Mame,
Getting all exited ogling players old enough to be your grand-sons.

My neighbour is cooking for me tomorrow.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 08:37 am
@Dutchy,
Uh, crashing a dinner party again?

It's raining finally. Now I don't have to water the garden Smile
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 04:25 pm
@Mame,
Finally, a good solid excuse for being a lazy ass bum!

My rose bushes look lovely all year round.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 04:50 pm
@NickFun,
They're not yours - they belong to your City Hall which is right next to the bridge you sleep under.

I just served a wonderful lunch to my family.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 23 May, 2011 09:48 pm
@Mame,
And they will thank you for it -- when they are released from the hospital!

I am eating some low calorie yogurt right now.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 05:22 am
@NickFun,
Going by your photo/avatar, I think you got a little on your face just there....

I won $12 in Lotto.....
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 01:11 pm
@Ionus,
But, since you spent $50 on all the tickets you bought, you'll still come out a loser.

I haven't bought a lottery ticket in months.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 03:52 pm
@firefly,
Whoa! You are way behind! Take all the money you have and spend it all on lottery tickets now!

If I did win the lottery I wouldn't know what to do with the money!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 03:55 pm
@NickFun,
Knowing you, you'll spend it all on women, you lothario.

I'm a careful investor.
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 05:31 pm
Is that why you lost all that money in Bre-X?

The Canucks are one game away from the Stanley Cup Finals!
StrayCat
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 09:14 pm
@Mame,
Well, they can try, but it doesn't really count unless an American team wins.

It's time I was in bed. Can someone tuck me in?
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 10:28 pm
@StrayCat,
My pleasure StrayCat as I can read the lust in your eyes, you temptress. Wink

I spent a pleasant day in town shopping.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Tue 24 May, 2011 11:13 pm
@Dutchy,
Shopping for pleasantries and sauntering with intent again, dear oh dear oh dear.

I took the beast out for a run.


Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 12:23 am
@laughoutlood,
You jog with Satan ????

Watched Sharpe's Rifles last night - enjoyable .
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2011 10:00 pm
@Ionus,
Any movie you can watch for free on YouTube is considered enjoyable to you.

I have added several dozen new songs to my digital collection.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2011 03:48 am
@NickFun,
They should call you Pirate Pete for illegally downloading all that music.

I'm impressed with President Obama's speech to the British Parliament.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2011 11:38 am
@Dutchy,
I'm impressed that you understood it.

I require comfort food. Save me, Oprah!
Mame
 
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Reply Thu 26 May, 2011 12:27 pm
@StrayCat,
No you don't as you already tip the scales over the limit.

Speaking of food, two g/f and I are going for Thai tonight.
 

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