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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2011 10:08 pm
@Mame,
Night Mame, wishing you pleasant nightmares.

I'm going to redecorate mykitchen next week.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2011 10:18 pm
@Dutchy,
Start by attacking the piles of dirty dishes and carting out the mounds of garbage on the floor.

I've got to renew my auto registration.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2011 11:35 pm
@firefly,
You're online so much it wouldn't surprise me if you were too lazy to drive there.

Maintaining a palace in a paradise keeps one so busy I hardly have time for a royal wedding.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2011 11:48 pm
@laughoutlood,
If you call that sleazy place called London's Soho paradise it's time you watch the Royal wedding and see where they spend their honey-moon.

I'll be watching the football when the Royal Wedding is on.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2011 07:17 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course you'll be so drunk it won't matter what you're watching as you won't remember it anyway!

I shall watch the Royal Wedding but only for laughs.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 28 Apr, 2011 08:45 pm
@NickFun,
Expecting a train wreck of a marriage in the royal couple's future, you realize that Schadenfreude is a great spectator sport and its good to get in on the action from the beginning.

Thor is opening up next week in the US theaters. I can't wait.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 30 Apr, 2011 06:00 pm
@tsarstepan,
It's hard to insult a grown man looking so forward to a kids movie when he's doing a good job of that himself.

The workers are coming next week to install solar panels.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2011 01:43 pm
@NickFun,
That's good timing. Since your electricity was cut off last week.

If I ever meet Prince William, I'm just going to call him William. Not "Your Royal Highness." We fought a war so I wouldn't have to say that crap.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2011 03:00 pm
@StrayCat,
Considering your prison record and time spent in the mental assylum, his bodyguards would never let you get close enough to him to talk to him.

I borrowed a bunch of books from the library today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2011 06:06 pm
@Mame,
Since when do they stock books on pornography, your favourite subject?

I'm heading for the hills today to do some wine tasting.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2011 08:29 pm
@Dutchy,
Please have someone else go with you - you aren't allowed to drive since your last DUI.


I'm going to walk to work tomorrow.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2011 08:35 pm
@Mame,
So you'll be walking to your curbside mailbox to pickup a welfare check?

I'm started doing some informal research for a possible science fiction novel I might write.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2011 08:42 pm
@tsarstepan,
If it is as clear as your present avatar I'll bet no one wiil buy it!

I plan to visit China soon.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2011 08:47 pm
@Dutchy,
Gonna augment your pitiful income by selling cheaply made knock-offs?

My spinach salad was delicious!!
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 1 May, 2011 11:54 pm
@Mame,
Your spinach salad was delicious ?......guess who's off their meds.....

Labour Day and I didnt do any work .
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2011 05:17 am
@Ionus,
Labour Day for you every day you couch potato.

I feel very energetic today.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2011 06:03 am
@Dutchy,
Sounds like the laxative worked.

I saved five dollars on groceries by using coupons. I'm winning.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2011 06:13 am
@StrayCat,
But you lost ten dollars in the slot machines, so you're still a loser, you bimbo.

I'm attending an important meeting tomorrow.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2011 01:40 pm
@Dutchy,
Yes, that weekly meeting with your parole officer is very important. If you miss one more appointment, you'll be enjoying fresh air from the confines of the prison exercise yard.

I've got a slew of bills to pay today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2011 03:48 pm
@firefly,
Too bad you don't have a slew of money to pay them with.

I will be flying out to Florida on Friday.
 

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