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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2011 04:28 pm
@NickFun,
What's the excuse this time? Behind in child maintenance again or seeing that floozie you met at a party the other night?

My mother in law is coming today, I feel I should disappear.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 2 May, 2011 10:41 pm
@Dutchy,
She feels the same way. So does your wife. Why don't you then?

I am going to Florida to see my partner and her mother.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 05:01 am
@NickFun,
Feeling remorseful for your disgraceful behaviour in their absence?

I'm heading out of town for a couple of days.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 07:13 am
@Dutchy,
Don't forget to check in with your parole officer, bub.

Just got back from a wicked boot camp session.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 03:51 pm
@Mame,
You joined an army plotting to overthrow the US and you expect us to be impressed??

I am sitting in a little cafe 8in Santa Barbara.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 04:38 pm
@NickFun,
What's new, trying to catch the eye of some pretty innocent girl, aren't you?

I think Mame is one of the prettiest and nicest women I've met on a2k.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 07:24 pm
@Dutchy,
And you dream of getting her in the sack, you old pathetic lecher.

I have been spending tons of money lately.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 07:43 pm
@firefly,
Actually, you're spending is relatively modest. It's just that your identity and bank account has been stolen when you foolishly tried to help that alleged Nigerian prince whose email found it's way into your email box.

Going out afterwork Thursday with a few friends to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 07:51 pm
Those aren't your friends, they're co-workers who feel sorry for you, and they plan to ditch you as soon as they can.

I'm reading a Rex Stout novel.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 07:57 pm
@Mame,
...since 1994. But, hey, you're almost halfway through!

I will be on a boat for Cinco de Mayo.
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 08:26 pm
@NickFun,
On your way to a smuggling operation, no doubt.

My husband will be home in 4 or 5 days.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 08:33 pm
@Mame,
What's the old saying, whilst the cat's away the mice will play.

Tonight is my night off, I'm contemplating what I'm going to do.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 09:48 pm
@Dutchy,
Who do you do, pleased to meet you.

I don't know the answer so I should phone a friend.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 10:00 pm
@laughoutlood,
Considering that the question is whether most people sleep with their shoes on, I suspect that your friends are as dumb as you are--don't waste the call.

I'm suddenly feeling very hungry.

laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 4 May, 2011 10:04 pm
@firefly,
Understandably rapacious.

I need to do something with meat tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 5 May, 2011 09:18 pm
@laughoutlood,
Maybe put some seasonings on it so it will taste good when you put it in your mouth?

I am packed and flying out tomorrow.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Thu 5 May, 2011 10:56 pm
@NickFun,
As if you're likely to have a great time after those moments of terror punctuated by hours of tedium on the flight.

I'm not a frequent flyer but I do enjoy a good lift.

StrayCat
 
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Reply Fri 6 May, 2011 05:11 pm
@laughoutlood,
You've had so many lifts, your plastic surgeon can retire now. Wouldn't it be easier to just iron your face?

This is your daily reminder of my awesomeness.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 6 May, 2011 06:08 pm
@StrayCat,
Awesomeness and ugliness are world's apart, you q
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 6 May, 2011 06:10 pm
@StrayCat,
Awesomeness and ugliness are world's apart, you qualify for the latter you alleycat!

I will take my mother out for mothersday tomorrow.
 

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