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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2011 12:14 pm
@NickFun,
Doesn't Farmer Joe have a restraining order against you because the last time you tried to bite one of his cows in the butt you caused a stampede?

Looking forward to going to Boston for a weekend next month.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2011 12:49 pm
@NickFun,
Uh... bin-diving again, eh?

Speaking of eating, I just made some delicious samosas Smile
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2011 12:52 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

Doesn't Farmer Joe have a restraining order against you because the last time you tried to bite one of his cows in the butt you caused a stampede?

Looking forward to going to Boston for a weekend next month.


It'll take you a while to hitch there since you're too poor to buy a car.

It's a lovely sunny day here, for a change.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2011 06:33 pm
@Mame,
No reason to walk nude around the house you exhibitionist.

I'm thinking of taking a walk along the beach.
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2011 08:44 pm
@Dutchy,
You're so lazy you always just think it, you never do it.


We had a lovely family dinner tonight with only a couple of spats - lol
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 02:55 am
@Mame,
I can well imagine, your old excuse, I've got a headache being the cause.

My neighbour's cat is missing again, have just been asked to find her before it gets dark.

Mame
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 09:17 am
@Dutchy,
What's the point when you know darn well she's in your stew pot?

I just drove my husband to work.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 03:33 pm
@Mame,
And up the wall at the same time you nagger.

I'll surprise my partner with breakfast in bed this morning.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 04:00 pm
@Dutchy,
That WILL be a surprise since she threw you out a couple of years ago.

I love dried apricots!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 04:11 pm
@Mame,
For an old dried up prune that's understandable.

I bought myself a six pack and going to sit out in the sun and enjoy myself.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 04:15 pm
@Dutchy,
That's only the fourth time today, you hedonistic boozehound!


I think I'm going to join a Boot Camp.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 06:55 pm
@Mame,
Knowing you you'll get booted!

I scared off a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses yesterday.
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 07:06 pm
@NickFun,
What? You show them your face?

I need to get a new passport.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 07:25 pm
@Mame,
You do indeed. You don't look at all like that attractive young woman on there now.

Homeland Security always picks my luggage apart.
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 07:49 pm
@NickFun,
Did you tell them the towel on your head is part of your hair beauty treatment ?

Kids back to school tomorrow...YAY ! .....I get to do housework.....
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Mon 25 Apr, 2011 10:46 pm
@Ionus,
Your training regime is astonishing.

That reminds me of the philosophical , so much housework , so little time.

NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2011 06:53 pm
@laughoutlood,
Profound? Was that Socrates who said that? Plato? The Buddha?

I have studied the works of many ancient philosophers.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2011 07:03 pm
@NickFun,
Reading 1970s comics is not exactly studying philisophers, Nicky.

I'm going to start boot camp!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2011 07:07 pm
@Mame,
About time someone diciplined you, your mouth is far to big most of the time.

I hate bossy women.
Mame
 
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Reply Tue 26 Apr, 2011 09:26 pm
@Dutchy,
No you don't! I saw that whip in your closet!


Time for bed for me!
 

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