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NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 20 Apr, 2011 09:27 am
@Dutchy,
The doctor will say, "I can't help you with your face. I'm a plastic surgeon, not a miracle worker"

(Give me the address to that party! Wink

I am still recovering from laryngitis and am relaxing at home.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 20 Apr, 2011 11:57 pm
@NickFun,
Why not tell the truth that you're suffering from a grandiose hangover after drinking all that home made brew that burnt your throat, you sot.

As a seasoned old tar no amount of alcohol affects me.
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Mame
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 06:46 am
@Dutchy,
And you should know, you guzzling alchie.

I'm going to work this morning, for a change Wink
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 06:56 am
@Mame,
I can tell you work in an office, there's a bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses faces Laughing

I have bought my partner a huge chocolate egg for Easter.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 06:06 pm
@Dutchy,
Knowing full well that she's diabetic you scoundrel!

My partner is tending to her ailing mother and I have the house to myself.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 06:22 pm
@NickFun,
Your partner is doing the right thing but are you? Did I just see an attractive female slip into your back door?

I'm sitting around a campfire sipping coffee right now.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Apr, 2011 07:11 pm
@Dutchy,
You fool! That's not a campfire! That's the smoldering remains of your house that completely burnt down after you tried to make a campfire in the middle of your living room but neglected to put it out before going to bed after your failed to make s'mores.

I have to leave work early because I have an eye exam Friday afternoon.
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2011 01:18 am
@tsarstepan,
Not eating your carrots, hey rabbit ?

Helping No 5 with some woodwork .
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2011 03:48 pm
@Ionus,
And he's going to try to put you on the saw for naming him "No 5".

The doctor told me to rest my voice for the next few days.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 22 Apr, 2011 04:12 pm
@NickFun,
You misheard your Doctor, he told you to stay of the booze you piss artist.

Looking forward to a night with my friends Saturday evening.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 02:18 pm
@Dutchy,
You will all be gathered under the bridge with the bottle!

I have just returned from a run on the beach.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 02:28 pm
Running from the police again, Nick?

Alex and I had Greek food for lunch.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 02:45 pm
@Mame,
I'm sure that's not the only Greek thing you had Mame!

I'm going to the hot springs in a few minutes where clothing is optional.
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 03:11 pm
@NickFun,
Please wear clothes - you don't want to blind everyone with that great white lard ass of yours.

I'm having a delicious Virgin Caesar.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 09:25 pm
@Mame,
Nothing stays virgin around you for very long...

I feel refreshed after a hike and a hot spring bath!
Mame
 
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Reply Sat 23 Apr, 2011 10:44 pm
@NickFun,
And it's about time you took one, you smelly dog.

My husband's cooking hamburgers.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2011 01:13 am
@Mame,
To lazy sitting on your fat bronze you couch potato and demanding your poor husband does all the work.

Tonight being Easter I shall be playing one of Chopin's best works, No.20 in C sharp in minor, for some of our dinner friends.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2011 01:33 am
@Dutchy,
You have stolen another CD player ?

No more chocloate...PLEEEAAASSEE !
Mame
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2011 07:27 am
@Ionus,
Yeah, it's really not good for your acne, pizza face.

We're going to the in-laws for dinner tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 24 Apr, 2011 12:03 pm
@Mame,
I notice all your posts revolve around food and eating. I suppose when that's all you do...

last night I enjoyed a lovely steak tartare.
 

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