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StrayCat
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 06:38 am
@Ionus,
He slapped together a couple of two by fours and made something that looks better than your house. And he's not paying a big stupid mortgage on it.

Today is not my birthday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 06:46 am
@StrayCat,
What does it matter you look like an old hag anyway.

I'm doing some volunteer work in the coming week.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 10:45 am
@Dutchy,
Do they have a candy striper outfit in your size?

I took a shower. It's all about the small achievements.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 11:54 am
@StrayCat,
Yeah, one shower in the past 8 months certainly is a small achievement for a very big slob. What's your next long range goal? Changing your underwear?

I have to do a very difficult job today.

StrayCat
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 02:20 pm
@firefly,
Well, you shouldn't have volunteered to clean up the nuclear seepage in Japan with a mop and a bucket.

I make all my life changing decisions using scissors, paper, rock.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 02:46 pm
@StrayCat,
No wonder your life is in tatters and revolves around rock and roll you groupie.

I will be working on an exciting project this week.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 06:12 pm
@Dutchy,
Picking up trash in the park, to satisfy the court ordered community service for your last public intoxication arrest?

I'll be going on a short trip tomorrow.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 06:43 pm
@firefly,
Yes I know all about your short 'trips' to cuckoo land with your doped up weirdo boyfriend.

I'm teaching my neighbour how to play Canasta this week.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 13 Mar, 2011 08:10 pm
@Dutchy,
Wont your cell "mate" get antsy if you start up a relationship with the prisoner next door ?

Cleaning house today. Men should be banned from cleaning...that's women's work.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 02:11 am
@Ionus,
That's your own fault, if you hadn't played up, your woman would be still there.

I cooked my partner the perfect meal tonight, she was delighted.
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 08:17 am
@Dutchy,
You cooked your partner ? Is your first name Hannibal ?

I have decided to burn the house down and claim insurance rather than clean it.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 05:42 pm
@Ionus,
It won't work. Burning it could only be called a home improvement!

I am back in California and ready to get back to work!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 06:34 pm
@NickFun,
How does your idea of 'work', work in practice? Meeting your floozy after 'work' is that what you mean?

The weather is beautiful and I intend to go for a long stroll along the beach shortly.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 07:01 pm
@Dutchy,
Oh good! There are delayed tsunami warnings for that beach!

My sinuses are a bit stuffed.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 07:59 pm
@NickFun,
Back in California, back to snorting cocaine. Did your dealer miss you when you were away?

I met with a very prominent person today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Mar, 2011 09:07 pm
@firefly,
You fell for another Lothario, will you ever learn?

I'm looking around to buy a painting for my lounge.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 15 Mar, 2011 10:07 am
@Dutchy,
Trying to find a lewd painting that will set the proper tone for all the porn films you watch in your lounge? No wonder you've been spending more time than usual in Adult XXX stores.

I've chosen the artwork in my home very carefully.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 15 Mar, 2011 03:35 pm
@firefly,
I can well imagine, jgoldman's animal caricatures, walls of it. Razz

I'm taking my neighbour out fishing today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 15 Mar, 2011 04:48 pm
@Dutchy,
I see the wife is still out of town. While the cat's away the rat plays!

I did a cartoon voice over today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2011 02:29 am
@NickFun,
Just for information you finished on the cutting room floor as you sounded like a scolded cat.

I think I could have been a great actor had I followed that profession.
 

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