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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2011 04:55 am
@Dutchy,
Hamlet?

I wonder what's for dinner?
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 16 Mar, 2011 04:25 pm
@laughoutlood,
Of course, you're asking this AFTER you've eaten. A better way of phrasing, "I wonder what I just ate?"

I just wrote a Doritos commercial.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Mar, 2011 10:39 pm
@NickFun,
If it's anything like the two guys sitting in the sauna as shown at the Super bowl final it sure will be a success amongt a certain section of the male population. Laughing

I saw Neil Diamond in a live performance the other night, at 70 years of age he is still pretty good.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 08:16 am
@Dutchy,
Neil Diamond at 70 does pole dancing ?

Someone turn off this ******* rain !!!!! AArrrrggghhhhhh !!!!
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StrayCat
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 08:17 am
@Dutchy,
Too bad your wife can't say the same thing about your live performance.

I like yellow roses, just in case you want to send me some.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 09:01 am
@StrayCat,
How about if I get some white roses and piss on them?

I am the guest teacher for an acting workshop today.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 09:14 am
@NickFun,
I'm sure your fellow inmates will pick up useful tips that will come in handy when they try to snow the parole board.

I am going to celebrate the arrival of Spring.

StrayCat
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 03:44 pm
@firefly,
Not the nude May pole dance again! After last year's dance, your neighbors kept their curtains drawn until December.

I'm now accepting proposals.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 03:49 pm
@StrayCat,
Not again, I accepted once before, and you were a failure in the sack rating 1 out of 10.

I'll be cooking a roast pork for 6 people today.
StrayCat
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 03:58 pm
@Dutchy,
That's better than porking six people at a roast, like you did last night.

Today is not my birthday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 04:45 pm
@StrayCat,
You're trying to hide your age old girl, aren't you?

I've just been for my morning swim in the ocean.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Mar, 2011 06:10 pm
@Dutchy,
To cries of "push it back out to sea....its floundering !!"

Sunday and its raining....what fun .
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 05:39 pm
@Ionus,
Perhaps a traffic accident will make your day complete.

I have been practicing a bit of Reiki healing
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 05:48 pm
@NickFun,
When you are good at it, start on real people .

It is boring being a housewife if you are a man .
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 07:36 pm
@Ionus,
Yet you find it thrilling.


I'm watching Kansas basketball.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 07:59 pm
@Ticomaya,
Basketball is a game for sissies, why don't you watch a real men's game, Australian Rules Football.

I'm going big game fishing tomorrow.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 09:59 pm
@Dutchy,
You have been warned not to throw a line in through your neighbours window into their gold fish tank.....

I have to go shopping...isnt life exciting for a housewife ?
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 20 Mar, 2011 10:19 pm
@Ionus,
You must like your role of a cross-dresser.

I'll be after a 100kg plus marlin tomorrow.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2011 05:15 am
@Dutchy,
The only thing you'll catch is a bad rash from your chafing underwear.

I am thinking of getting a new laptop.

Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 21 Mar, 2011 05:48 am
@firefly,
Is your lap top getting too wrinkly ?

Playing the new Total War : Shogun 2 game .
 

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