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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 10:10 pm
@StrayCat,
Pity you couldn't apply that to yourself, you smell like you haven't had a decent wash for days.

I'm in line for free travel in my State due to having contributed to many years of excellent service.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2011 04:22 am
@Dutchy,
Wake up....they're throwing you out .

Tried a new pizza place .
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2011 09:43 am
@Ionus,
Do you prefer dumpster diving behind that one?

I think I may try out a new recipe today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2011 03:00 pm
@firefly,
I hope it is a better effort than your last try when neither your cat nor dog would touch your concoction.

I've been to judge the entries at a local art show.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2011 07:24 pm
@Dutchy,
Some people still call pornographic images "art".

I just gave a talk at Brooks Institute.
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StrayCat
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2011 10:45 pm
If someone gives a talk, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

I wish I'd been around to see dinasaur poop.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2011 10:50 pm
@StrayCat,
What sort of crappy individual are you, you smelly tart?

My neighbour has invited me for dinner tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2011 11:51 pm
@Dutchy,
Once again your wife wasn't invited. Isn't your wife getting suspicious of all these 'friendly' dinners?

I have logged into a2k twice today instead of my usual once.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 8 Mar, 2011 11:57 pm
@NickFun,
Your quality of work must be slipping if you visit this site to get inspiration.

I will surpirise my neighbour with a nice bottle of wine for dinner.

(Wife is Interstate Nick Laughing )
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 9 Mar, 2011 05:29 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
I will surpirise my neighbour with a nice bottle of wine for dinner.


A bottle of wine for dinner may prove more soporific than surpirise.

I might open a nice bottle of Cant I to go with my fava beans.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2011 07:03 pm
@laughoutlood,
Cant I? Is that some sort of special bean wine? Remind us not to come within 1000 meters of you.

I am in Florida visiting my partner and her mom.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2011 07:10 pm
@NickFun,
Visiting sounds a bit sus, what have you done to deserve that honour?

I plan a quiet weekend with a glass or two of good wine.
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2011 07:12 pm
@Dutchy,
Did you sell yourself again for a two dollar wine cask ?

Going for a walk to the shops.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2011 08:32 pm
@Ionus,
This time, try to keep your fly zipped and your raincoat closed.

Someone stole some things from my car.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 11 Mar, 2011 08:44 pm
@firefly,
Listen 'blondie', there are 2 things you always should remember, 1. Never leave valuables in your car. 2. Always lock your car!

I've just opened one of my favourite Chardonnay's and I'm not disappointed in the quality.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2011 11:19 am
@Dutchy,
Of course, you were not expecting much at $2 a bottle anyway.

I will be going to Palm Beach Gardens today.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2011 11:44 am
@NickFun,
Glad you'll be picking up a few bucks by directing traffic in their parking lot. That will spare your partner the embarrassment of watching you panhandle from the tourists.

I made a fantastic dish for dinner last night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2011 05:29 pm
@firefly,
Your culinary skills knows no bounds with an Andy Capp Hot Fries ready made meal.

I'll be attending Church this morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2011 05:39 pm
@Dutchy,
Despite the objections of the Reverend.

I did some roller blading for the first time in eons today.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 12 Mar, 2011 06:53 pm
@NickFun,
Falling down again and again is not roller blading.

Youngest son is in the back yard building a cubby house.
 

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