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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 10:08 pm
@Dutchy,
Translation : When will they reopen the exercise yard ? How I miss it....

Watched the "Machinist"....definitely recommended .
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Thu 3 Mar, 2011 06:21 pm
@Ionus,
As usual, you were so drunk, you only saw the opening credits before you passed out.

Received some beautiful flowers today.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Thu 3 Mar, 2011 11:23 pm
@firefly,
You mean the ones you stole from your neighbors garden?

I have booked a flight to Florida for next week.
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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 3 Mar, 2011 11:25 pm
@firefly,
You have a handsome admirer and don't know it, my advice, do something about it before you'll be a wallflower.

I usually spoil my partner once a week.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2011 12:05 am
@Dutchy,
After abusing her for 6 days. How thoughtful!

I will be joining my partner in Florida where she is taking care of her mom for a while.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2011 02:59 pm
@NickFun,
You're just checking up on her to make sure she doesn't do more than taking care of her mom.

I'm meeting some friends in the local pub this afternoon for a few social drinks.
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2011 03:12 pm
@Dutchy,
Just more mooching by a world class freeloader--you'll booze it up all afternoon, then leave your buddies to pick up the tab.

I think an array of Chinese dishes will be on my dinner table tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 6 Mar, 2011 12:51 pm
@firefly,
Dishes stolen from a Chinese restaurant no doubt.

Last night I enjoyed some well cooked goat and hummus.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Mar, 2011 01:30 pm
@NickFun,
Unfortunately the homeowner of the residence wasn't too pleased with you partaking food from her refrigerator or being uninvited into her home in the first place either.

I'm looking for an effective how-to-write-a-screenplay book so I can write a play or possible film script based on a dream I had last week.
Ionus
 
  2  
Reply Sun 6 Mar, 2011 05:26 pm
@tsarstepan,
Not another porno !

Should I wash the car ?
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 01:31 pm
@Ionus,
Don't bother. The layers of dirt and mud make your car suit you, and they help to conceal all the dents and scrapes in that beat up heap of tin.

I've got to go out and pick up a prescription.

Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 02:58 pm
@firefly,
Because of your extensive nocturnal activities you've run out of the pill, some risk you are.

I'm having an all over body massage today.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 05:27 pm
@Dutchy,
That should take ten men four days .

Pizza and video Tuesday again !
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StrayCat
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 06:39 pm
It's Monday. Knowing how to read a calendar is helpful.

I'm poking people on Facebook.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 06:48 pm
@StrayCat,
(Welcome to a2k StrayCat)

As your name suggest, straycats poke anything, not necessarily in dark alleys you little tramp.

My hairdresser suggested I should grow my hair a little longer.
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StrayCat
 
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Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 07:05 pm
(It should be "welcome back." I've been before Wink )
Maybe the Justin Beiber haircut just isn't working for you?

I'm high on Charlie Sheen.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 07:18 pm
@StrayCat,
(I remember the name)

You must be one of his two floozies that keeps his sexual appetite in check.

I love Angela Jolie's latest movie "The Tourist".
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 08:01 pm
@Dutchy,
Only because you get to see her nude in that shower scene you perv.

The movie house I attend is now accepting my SAG card for free admission.
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Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 08:20 pm
@StrayCat,
("It's Monday." Its Tuesday on this side of the international dateline so that one doesnt count)
StrayCat
 
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Reply Mon 7 Mar, 2011 08:29 pm
@Ionus,
But my side of the international dateline is the only one that counts.

My litter box is self-cleaning.
 

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