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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2011 08:15 pm
@Ionus,
Been spending hours watching the Weather Channel to try to fill that enormous void in your social life? That's always the last refuge for real losers.

I'm watching the Academy Awards.



Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 12:06 am
@firefly,
Obviously a sign of your lack of intelligence if you think the Academy Awards is more interesting then the Weather Channel .

I'm "cooking" take-aways tonight .
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 11:53 am
@Ionus,
That's no surprise. One look at your enormous gut and billowing pants tells us you live on a diet of greasy take-out junk food, you big tub of lard.

I have a long list of errands to do today.


Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 04:29 pm
@firefly,
They are called customers and standing on a street corner is not the same as an errand .

Pizza and video night on Tuesdays....Yay !
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 06:06 pm
@Ionus,
Pizza, your guts got no memory, no doubt "video night" should read "porno night" you sleaze bag.

I'll be watching the "Sound of Music" on TV tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 06:37 pm
@Dutchy,
For the 156th time. They disconnected your cable for non-payment and it's the only DVD you have!

I am going to be in a new Doritos commercial.
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2011 09:53 pm
@NickFun,
Are you the "before" or the "after" ??

35 C all this week till a cool change on the weekend . Sweating like a pig .


firefly
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 02:10 pm
@Ionus,
We know. Your odor preceded you into the room. Phew!

I'm working against a deadline.


Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 02:31 pm
@firefly,
About time you lift your game, you're always dragging your feet slowcoach.

I'll be feasting on pasta in my favourite Italian restaurant today.

NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2011 08:52 pm
@Dutchy,
Papa Gino's All-You-Can-Eat special day? Careful you don't put this one out of business like the last ones!

I eat small portions several times a day and it keep me trim!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 02:30 am
@NickFun,
Sure, like hamburgers with the lot, large pizzas and other fatty takeways, weighed yourself lately fatso?

Tonight I shall open my most expensive bottle of Glenfiddich Scotch Whiskey.
Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 02:37 am
@Dutchy,
Then drink half, pee in the bottle and sell it to someone as unopened .

Just relaxing after dinner.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 08:23 am
@Ionus,
You are a tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms.


I woke up with a headache this morning.
Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 08:39 am
@Ticomaya,
Thank God it wasnt something you use .

After midnight here, time for bedy byes .
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 12:21 pm
@Ionus,
And the end of another day where you did nothing useful, nothing productive, nothing interesting, nothing particularly pleasurable. No wonder your relatives call you "The Lump".

I'm unsure about whether this is a good time to invest more heavily in the stock market.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 01:16 pm
@firefly,
You need to invest in some better deodorant.


I'm eating a smothered chicken burro.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 02:39 pm
@Ticomaya,
And it got smothered when you sat on it. Trust me, the huge grease stain on your pants seat adds nothing to your normally dubious allure.

I'm in sort of a crabby mood today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 02:42 pm
@firefly,
Result of a date gone wrong miss ugly?

My day has just started, ready for the shower.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 07:33 pm
@Dutchy,
Your day just started and you're already filthy. Last nights shower wasn't enough.

I may be flying off to Florida next week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2011 08:11 pm
@NickFun,
Visiting that fly by night floozie in the jacuzzi you met the other day no doubt.

I'm sitting in the lovely autumn sun getting a darker tan on my already bronzed body.
 

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