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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2011 09:56 pm
@Mame,
Your weekly visit with your parole officer?

I have to exchange something tomorrow.

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Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2011 10:00 pm
@Mame,
Things getting to hot for you eh, debtors right on your tail, why don't you pay your bills.

Watching the effects of a terrible earthquake in New Zealand on TV.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 22 Feb, 2011 04:19 am
@Dutchy,
You are drunk and swaying in front of a mirror again, you soak.

Watched the "Experiment".
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 22 Feb, 2011 06:48 pm
@Ionus,
Not only watched, you were an eager participant apparently.

I saw The Black Swan with my partner and a 20 year old ballet dancer.
Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2011 06:20 pm
@NickFun,
If they want a menage a trois, I see it as your fault for being inadequate to all of them . Anyway, gentlemen don't tell what they see....

An exciting weekend chopping down trees ahead...I hope there are greenies in the way....
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2011 07:07 pm
@Ionus,
I hope you get arrested through greenpeace you wicked environmental vandal.

I recycle my garbage and look after the environment.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2011 10:12 pm
@Dutchy,
You "recycle" your garbage by never throwing anything out, you packrat. Your junk is piled so high you can't even see out of a window in your house, let alone "look after the environment".

I'll be taking a short trip next week.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 24 Feb, 2011 11:13 pm
@firefly,
I know, walking down the aisle for the umpteenth time, you'll never learn.

I've done a number of small jobs around the house today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2011 12:01 am
@Dutchy,
Every time you do a small "job" your wife has to pick up the pieces and clean up.

I just ordered a new exercise machine.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2011 01:01 am
@NickFun,
It will just gather dust along with the rest of your exercise equipment. The only workout you ever get is using your fork to stuff your face.

I bought myself a new handbag today.

NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2011 04:59 pm
@firefly,
To you it's a new handbag, to others it's a plastic shopping bag.

I have been asked to give a presentation at a local college.
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2011 05:02 pm
@NickFun,
A demonstration of back shaving at the local barber college .

I'm off for a walk to the city .
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 25 Feb, 2011 06:01 pm
@Ionus,
Spent all your money on booze eh, now can't even afford the bus fare.

I'm taking the boat out for a day's fishing.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2011 05:20 pm
@Dutchy,
Is that what the two cases of beer are for? Fishing?

I am reading a script that has more lines to memorize than I've ever had before.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2011 06:28 pm
@NickFun,
One ?

More yard work today....thinking of concreting it over.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2011 10:54 pm
@Ionus,
You mean the authorities finally told you to clean up that rat infested piece of junk yard around your house.

I went to church this morning and played the organ.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Sat 26 Feb, 2011 11:21 pm
@Dutchy,
Luckily the pastor insisted that all be upstanding.

I overslept.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2011 12:09 am
@laughoutlood,
You mean you were drunk and passed out again, you sot.

I have been on a real shopping spree.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2011 03:07 am
@firefly,
' Shop stealing spree' you meant you petty criminal.

I watched a bikini quest on the beach this afternoon.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 27 Feb, 2011 05:14 pm
@Dutchy,
By watched, you mean leaped on top of, and by bikini quest you mean that was all the poor girl had on by the time bystanders pulled you off and detained you till Police arrived .

I have been following on the news a very long lived cylone, cyclone Carlos .
 

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