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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 05:52 pm
@Dutchy,
I think you're pruney enough without soaking yourself an hour a day in hot water!''

The motor on my outdoor hot tub needs repair.
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 08:54 pm
@NickFun,
Ahhh.....that's your stomach, that big bulge in front.

Running late for everything today.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 09:02 pm
@Ionus,
What's new, you're always dragging your feet so all the work is done for you, you lazy bum.

My motto is, work first, play later.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 09:45 pm
@Dutchy,
Not that you bother to live by it, you phony.

I forgot to get my car washed today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 01:16 am
@firefly,
I wouldn't bother, you could never make that old heap of s**t look respectable anymoore.

My car always looks in showroom condition.

Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 03:36 am
@Dutchy,
It is called grand theft auto.....

My car looks like it has been heavily vandalised
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 06:11 pm
@Ionus,
It hasn't been. That's just the way you take care of it.

A theater refused to honor my SAG card last night meaning I had to pay to see the film!
Ionus
 
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Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 07:56 pm
@NickFun,
How dare they! Obviously you are SAGgy !

Dad's taxi will be running around soon.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 08:39 pm
@Ionus,
Another ancient wreck on the road, what are the cops doing about it?

I feel well within myself after attending church this morning.
Mame
 
  2  
Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 08:45 pm
@Dutchy,
Take your hands out of your pants, at least in church!

I'm going over to a friend's tonight to play poker.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 19 Feb, 2011 11:28 pm
@Mame,
I know, the usual strip poker night, you seducible femme fatale.

I'm preparing something extra special for dinner tonight.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Sun 20 Feb, 2011 12:19 am
@Dutchy,
Yes, I think we all know what Hannibal Lector thinks is special.

We are having beef stroganov.
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 20 Feb, 2011 09:11 am
Not bad for prison fare.

We played cards with friends last night.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 20 Feb, 2011 02:22 pm
@Mame,
Once again you lost all your clothes you exhibitionist.

My Sunday was a quiet affair with just a small bbq at home.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Sun 20 Feb, 2011 05:43 pm
@Dutchy,
Does your wife know about the quiet affair with a big bosomy queer ?

Monday- washing day Sad
Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2011 07:56 am
@Ionus,
You've skipped a few weeks by the smell of it.


I love the smell of fresh ground coffee.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2011 05:58 pm
@Ticomaya,
It fools the drug dogs at the airport.

Tuesday is pizza and video night.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2011 06:16 pm
@Ionus,
I notice you didn't mention beer, but, of course, that's every night.

I have a few bottles of wine that are best for collecting, not drinking.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2011 06:32 pm
@NickFun,
Of course you collect empty wine bottles.....they dont last full for very long.

Anyone recommend a good video ?
Mame
 
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Reply Mon 21 Feb, 2011 07:19 pm
@Ionus,
Still watching porn? No idea!

I'm going to Ontario tomorrow.
 

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