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Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 11:52 pm
@Dutchy,
Now all you need is to be able to cook and a friend.

It has stopped raining and I shall bravely venture forth to plumb.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 08:31 am
@Ionus,
If that tap wasn't broken before, it sure will be after you get through fiddling with it, you birdbrain. Real plumbers love you because you drum up so much more business for them.

I have to get some extra keys made today.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 02:37 pm
@firefly,
Why not change the locks, now your ex will still be able to get in.

I'll be attending a fashion parade today.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 02:51 pm
@Dutchy,
If it's a parade of the worst dressed men, you'll be at the head of the line.

I think I am running out of closet space for my ever-growing wardrobe.

Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 05:40 pm
@firefly,
Your dresses are THAT big ???

My wardrobe is a pair of shorts and a T-shirt.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 06:47 pm
@Ionus,
But you only put them on when you're going out on the town.

I still have several pairs of jeans I haven't worn.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 15 Feb, 2011 10:00 pm
@NickFun,
You haven't fit into those jeans since the '70s.


Drinking a big glass of milk.
Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 04:55 am
@Ticomaya,
You have been weaned ??? Shocked

I havent been on a tit for years, I am a big boy now.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 02:03 pm
@Ionus,
So why do you still drink your beer from a sippy cup?

I had lunch with some old friends today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 05:34 pm
@firefly,
Old is the operative word as at your age you can't attract young ones anymore.

The weather and water is just right for a bit of surfing this morning.
Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 05:37 pm
@Dutchy,
You make it sound like old crustaceans like you can surf.

How come my son has an 18 yr old stunner for a GF and I dont ?
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 05:40 pm
@Ionus,
Have a look in the mirror and you'll know why, you shrivelled old goat.

When I surf the girls often ask me to teach them the fundamentals.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 16 Feb, 2011 10:44 pm
@Dutchy,
And you tell them "first, bend over..."

I may give away one of my computers.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 12:09 pm
@NickFun,
Better delete all the porn you have stored on it first.

I'm thinking about buying a new desktop computer.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 03:56 pm
@firefly,
Cheaper to buy a newspaper, all you ever look at are the dating pages.

I bought a GPS to use in my car.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 05:36 pm
@Dutchy,
A good thing. Because at your age you get lost going to the store.

My GPS once tried to get me lost by taking me d0wn a dirt r0ad!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 10:22 pm
@NickFun,
You had been there before and it remembered you being dirty there you sleazebag.

We're having a pizza night tonight.

Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 17 Feb, 2011 11:00 pm
@Dutchy,
You are robbing a pizza store ?

We might have subway.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 10:10 am
@Ionus,
That's a good choice, since you're too dumb to make a sandwich on your own, without close supervision. You can't even remember whether the bread goes on the outside or in the middle.

I'm planning a dinner party.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 18 Feb, 2011 05:46 pm
@firefly,
Some party, you and the cat, what's for dessert, whiskas?

I'm thinking of buying a spa.
 

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