My, how productive, try organizing your priorities.
I need to stop smoking.
Tired of being a social missfit?
My mom watches court t.v. all day.
Did she like your new orange overalls?
I've got a new Christmas CD.
What store did you steal it from?
I love christmas music. (good luck insulting that, he-he)
Fine, but listening to "Santa Baby", over and over again for three weeks speaks to your instabilities.
I haven't bought a single present.
Waiting until the last minute? Nothing like self-defeating behavior.
Should I write an ultra steamy story on Gustavs Penthouse thread?
No. It's just that... well, no.
I think Gus is weird but funny.
Whereas you are weird, but... well, weird.
My wife gets dozens of catalogs every day.
Wow, I didn't know you could count past 10, good job!
There is a mongoose on my lanai.
I heard you had a crab on your organ!
Almost time for dinner.
They're too small to eat P>J>,so dont even try!
I'm getting my own server.
Will she have to wear a French Maid outfit?
My house has clear xmas lights this year.
Take you long to clean them?
We can't have too much decorations, because of the cats.
Who are you kidding? you're cats "decorations" are all over the rug!
Dogs smell bad after rain.
And you smell bad before the rain.
I got off work early today!
You mean when your alarm went off this morning?
The haze was hard to see through down here>
Forgot your glasses again, foureyes?
My cold is almost gone, thank gosh!
Like all of your friends.
What shall I do tonight?
Play solitaire.Of course you dont get a medal for beating an idiot.....
Card games are confusing.
Try strip poker, that's about your speed.
I like playing straight poker.
