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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
paulaj
 
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Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 04:38 pm
Tie a plastic bag around your head and wait ten minutes (thanks for making it so easy for me).

I am SO sick of turkey.
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bigdice67
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 05:01 pm
Well go to your kitchen then. There's also Greece and China in there.

Ten minutes with my head in a bag didn't help, still got the sniffles.







<bump>
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 07:17 pm
Tie the bag tighter and give it half an hour.

I feel so stuffed right now.
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paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 08:24 pm
You and Bigd nose are neck and neck.


I have nothing to say.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 08:51 pm
What else is new?

I am going to take a shower.
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paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 09:04 pm
How long has it been?

I just took a shower.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 29 Nov, 2004 10:08 pm
You should give it back; it doesn't seem to be working.

Off to hit the books.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:29 am
No wonder your knuckles are so black and blue.

Time to shove off.
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:39 am
Shove off from the game altogether, why don't you?


Even my heated house is cold today.
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Jameson
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 08:01 am
Do you ever stop complaining?

I need to change my home phone number.
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bigdice67
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 08:03 am
Why? Was the old one too complicated for you?

I don't to work anymore today.
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Jameson
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 08:31 am
Do you always speak nonsense, or have you not heard of spell check?

I am so tired of eating sandwiches.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 08:55 am
Would you like some whine with that?

PB&J for me this morning; breakfast of champions.
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Jameson
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 09:05 am
Just how many did you have, chubby?

I'm going to the park today.
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George
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 09:14 am
Will they let you in without a leash?



I have some Thanksgiving poundage to lose.
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Jameson
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 09:16 am
From last year too, it seems.

I should make some coffee.
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paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 09:37 am
Don't they have any at the shelter?

My neice is chatty.
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Synonymph
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 09:43 am
Quote:
paulaj wrote:
My neice is chatty.


But can she spell "niece"?

A half gallon of soy milk froze in my fridge.
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 10:27 am
That's what happens when you store your perishables with the cadaevers.

I had to warm up my car this morning.
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paulaj
 
  1  
Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 10:38 am
Next time try a blow torch it's quicker.

We are still organizing xmas decorations at my house.
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