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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 01:02 am
@Dutchy,
I hope you cautioned him not to make your mistake but to take a boat with him.

I caught a fish head "this big" once thanks to a shark.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 10:15 am
@Ionus,
You "caught" that fish head while dumpster diving for your dinner behind the seafood place--thanks to the cook who threw it out.

I'm trying to make up my mind about a purchase.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 09:23 pm
@firefly,
Don't hesitate, buy that vibrator now, you'llnever get them any cheaper.

I'm filleting yesterday's catch for tomorrow's bbq.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 10:10 pm
@Dutchy,
It better be pretty well cooked after leaving it outside in the sun since yesterday!

I shall be doing some nightclub performing on Saturday night.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 11 Feb, 2011 11:04 pm
@NickFun,
Didn't you get booed off the stage at your last Karaoke Night performance?

I lost a ring today, but I was relieved to find it later.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2011 09:57 am
@firefly,
You mean you found it when you relieved yourself. Hint: Don't swallow it next time.

A friend is having a yard sale today which I will be attending.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 12 Feb, 2011 04:53 pm
@NickFun,
Not before time he clears this junkyard, been an eye sore for ages.

I'm enjoying a relaxing day at home this Sunday.

NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2011 07:35 pm
@Dutchy,
To be followed by a relaxing Monday, Tues, etc, eh Mr Excitement?

I played 5 sets of tennis today.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2011 07:46 pm
@NickFun,
"Playing" DVD's of tennis does not count as "playing" tennis.

I'm off to buy a floor mat.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2011 07:55 pm
@Ionus,
Buy a a good one this time, not one the rats can eat, like your last one.

I'm working in my veggie patch today, planted some tomatoes and strawberries.

NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 13 Feb, 2011 11:48 pm
@Dutchy,
Those should be good cover for your main crop the marijuana plants!

I have a couple of marijuana plants growing out back in the greenhouse.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 07:54 am
@NickFun,
That's because you're a dope-smoking liberal.

I'm drinking a frothy mocha.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 08:32 am
@Ticomaya,
Another 750 calories going straight to your already ample hips.

I just bought myself a new coffee maker.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 03:49 pm
@firefly,
Now be careful you don't have a blonde moment like putting the coffee maker in the microwave instead of the coffee cup.

I'll be doing some wine tasting this afternoon.

firefly
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 04:09 pm
@Dutchy,
That means you'll be passed out until tomorrow, you sot.

I received a lovely Valentine's Day gift.
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 05:38 pm
@firefly,
It doesnt count if you buy it yourself and feign surprise.

I have to fix a tap today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 10:31 pm
@Ionus,
You mean the beer tap which you broke from overuse!

I will be flying off to Boston in May.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 11:34 pm
@NickFun,
Your ex has finally caught up with you and now it is maintenance pay up time in May or being locked up.

I received a lovely surprise on Valentines Day.
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 11:36 pm
@Dutchy,
Appearing in court for stalking and having the case dismissed due to the death of the victim is NOT a lovely surprise for Valentine's Day.

Didnt get to the hardware store, rain AGAIN !
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 14 Feb, 2011 11:40 pm
@Ionus,
You are a real wimp letting a few spots of rain deter you from doing some work for a change.

My Valentine Day surprise was a new 6 burner BBQ.
 

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