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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 04:34 pm
@NickFun,
Another excuse for an orgy of debauchery, drugs and booze.

I'm teaching my parrot to speak a few slang words.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 07:15 pm
@Dutchy,
Did you say the parrot is teaching you some english words ?

Off to buy a wheelbarrow.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 07:19 pm
@Ionus,
You need one to carry all your bullshit around.

I'm lunching with a long lost friend today.
Ionus
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 07:30 pm
@Dutchy,
Cannibalism is now illegal in most places.

Most remember to get some plumbers putty.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 10:19 pm
@Ionus,
It's a key ingredient in your quiche!

My partner wasn't feeling well so we left the Super Bowl party early.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 10:29 pm
@NickFun,
It was your roving eye that made her feel ill--particularly when it settled on that pretty blond at the party, you skirt chaser.

I think I will treat myself to a pedicure.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 10:59 pm
@firefly,
I suggest a face lift would be a much better idea and is long overdue, besides who wants to look at your feet?

My ageing process seems to have stopped, today I look the same as I did 10 yearsago.
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2011 06:31 am
@Dutchy,
Thats not bad, you know, someone who is 120 looking only 110.

Storms forecast for tomorrow along with flash flooding...AGAIN !
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2011 03:00 pm
@Ionus,
You look like Noah and always wanted to be Noah, here is your chance to launch your own ark.

I'm content with my life near the beach.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2011 03:08 pm
@Dutchy,
you misspelled "bitch"

I am suffering from advanced background radiation
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 7 Feb, 2011 05:47 pm
@farmerman,
Ahhhh....fm ? Alzheimer's is not spelt "b-a-c-k-g-r-o-u-n-d r-a-d-i-a-t-i-o-n"

If it keeps raining I am going to have to learn how to swim.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2011 06:01 am
@Ionus,
Try getting a job, you lazy bum, then you wouldn't have to sleep outdoors in a cardboard box.

I'm feeling lucky today, so I might buy a lottery ticket.



NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2011 06:25 pm
@firefly,
Might as well gamble all your money away if you're feeling THAT lucky.

I may go down to the pool slide tomorrow if I get the chance.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 8 Feb, 2011 09:02 pm
@NickFun,
All you're hoping for is to get a chance to flash yourself you exhibitionist.

I was complimented on my table manners whilst dining with some VIP's last night.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2011 01:11 am
@Dutchy,
When they told you they had never seen anyone who could cram so much food into his mouth, it was not a compliment, you jerk.

I got very lost yesterday because my GPS device wasn't working.
Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2011 03:14 am
@firefly,
Strange, your Great Posturing Stupidity usually works...

My finger is getting better......
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2011 04:04 am
@Ionus,
Stop scratching your arse with it and it will heal even quicker.

I'm thinking of taking the boat out tomorrow to get a decent feed of fish for the weekend bbq.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Wed 9 Feb, 2011 10:45 pm
@Dutchy,
You will wind up going to the fish store and just tell everyone you caught them!

I'd love to do some scuba spear fishing in the spring.
Ionus
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 10:46 pm
@NickFun,
I am glad they have stopped selling you dynamite, that was never a good idea.

I used to go reef fishing with a professional fisherman.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 10 Feb, 2011 11:39 pm
@Ionus,
Until he realised you were nothing but a poacher!

I've fished the Great Southern Oceans for big Tuna quotas, infact my son left last night to get 200 tons.
 

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