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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2011 10:40 pm
@Dutchy,
You mean there's a palm tree next to the dumpster?

I just claened my study for the first time in a month.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2011 10:51 pm
@NickFun,
I note the use of the Irish word, "claened" which means tried to hose it out but was attacked and bitten by several rats.

Had a shower but was sweating within an hour. Might find a mud puddle and roll like a pig. They always look cool.....
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2011 11:59 pm
@Ionus,
It's hard to insult someone who does a better job at it himself.

I have two gallons of chocolate ice cream fresh made from the farm.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 2 Feb, 2011 04:41 am
@NickFun,
So much for your diet moby dick, shame on you.

My eating habits are very frugile nowadays.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Wed 2 Feb, 2011 04:45 pm
@Dutchy,
You mean frugile (frugal?) as in saving money by stealing from shops.

Should I go shopping today ?
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 2 Feb, 2011 07:11 pm
@Ionus,
You're down to your last 3 cases of booze. Better go!

I am seated at a Starbucks in downtown LA.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 2 Feb, 2011 09:24 pm
@NickFun,
I take it that floozie in bikini sitting on your lap isn't your regular partner?

I'm dreaming of a trip to a tropical island.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Thu 3 Feb, 2011 06:52 pm
@Dutchy,
Surrounded by naked Tahitian women no doubt.

I am doing a voice over for a video by Space X Corp.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Thu 3 Feb, 2011 07:51 pm
@NickFun,
Space X Corp do pornos ?????

Still too hot here.....
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Fri 4 Feb, 2011 05:38 pm
@Ionus,
Maybe you'd be more comfortable if you didn't have the thermostat set at 110!

Since moving to California I have never complained about the weather.
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 4 Feb, 2011 07:24 pm
@NickFun,
You have air-conditioning in your cell ? Spoilt.....

Off to archery today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 4 Feb, 2011 07:32 pm
@Ionus,
Aren't you a bit to old to play these silly wargames?

I will spend a day in the garden now we've had some welcome overnight rain.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Fri 4 Feb, 2011 07:44 pm
@Dutchy,
Out of the dog house and into the mud. You lead an interesting life.

Accidentally tore open my finger, so standing in front of the archery target today should be very safe.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 5 Feb, 2011 12:21 pm
@Ionus,
No, you moron, standing in front of the target with a cut finger will still get you shot full of arrows.

I've been doing some interior decorating.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 5 Feb, 2011 02:34 pm
@firefly,
About time you cleaned your loo walls of crap.

I will be replacing my curtains next week.
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 5 Feb, 2011 03:59 pm
@Dutchy,
Only because the police threatened to arrest you for indecent exposure if you continued to prance around the house naked without putting up something to cover your windows--besides just valances.

I had two very pleasant experiences with customer service representatives today.
Ionus
 
  1  
Reply Sat 5 Feb, 2011 05:00 pm
@firefly,
Leave your sex life out of this.....

I couldnt do it because my finger was too sore.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sat 5 Feb, 2011 06:58 pm
@Ionus,
You couldn't do what with your finger being sore? Speaking of sex lives...

I just did 100 jumping jacks after my run on the beach.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 12:54 pm
@NickFun,
Are we supposed to be impressed? You're still foolishly popping amphetamines and steroids, so you can pretend you have the vigor of a younger man, you old fart.

I just watched a terrific movie.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 6 Feb, 2011 01:41 pm
@firefly,
Oh sure. Barbie Does Ken. Your favorite films don't require a plot.

I am preparing to go to a great Super Bowl party.
 

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