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Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 10:53 pm
@NickFun,
Cops finally caught up with you and confiscated your driver's licence for all those speeding violations you raked up.

I'm a commuter who regularly travels on public transport.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2011 05:35 pm
@Dutchy,
Ever since they took away that "good driver" plate you bragged about.

I turned down a contract that would have paid well but limited me creatively.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 28 Jan, 2011 08:21 pm
@NickFun,
You turned down a lucrative job as a hit man because it prevented you from using explosives or poisons to accomplish the deed--good for you--it certainly would have limited you "creatively". Keep those standards up!

I have almost all the documents I need to have my tax return done early.


NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 12:16 pm
@firefly,
Jst enough documents to cheat the government out of half what you owe!

I opted out of a party tonight when I found out politicians would be there.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 04:46 pm
@NickFun,
That is a lot of baloney, you were barred by the security because you were a threat to their safety, you anarchist.

Some of my best friends are wellknown politicians.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 05:17 pm
@Dutchy,
All your other friends are in jail.

Last time I flew TSA tore my luggage apart.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 29 Jan, 2011 06:50 pm
@NickFun,
Using proper sturdy travelling cases is the name of the game, not throw away Salvatian Army bags you miser.

I'm once again indebted to my neighbour who cooked me a lovely breakfast this morning.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jan, 2011 03:43 pm
@Dutchy,
I suppose she felt obligated after you slept with her last night.

I got a cramp in my foot running the mountains yesterday. I hope I'm not getting old!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jan, 2011 04:23 pm
@NickFun,
Nothing is new, you've been old for a long time but just couldn't see it, now you can feel it!

I act my age and don't attempt things I know I can't do.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 30 Jan, 2011 10:56 pm
@Dutchy,
So you've relegated yourself to sitting in your chair, breathing in and out. Maybe use the remote to change the channel.

I am fifty, look forty, feel 30!
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2011 05:25 am
@NickFun,
He weighs fifty stone, can look at forty of it, and can feel thirty of it.

I am debating the point of having a shower when it is this hot and sticky.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2011 06:33 am
@Ionus,
I would, you dont wanna smell when you snog yer brumbie

Ice and snow, ice and snow. Im sickuvit.
Ionus
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2011 06:53 pm
@farmerman,
As any mongrel dog knows, you go inside when it rains.

A day later, and I still cant decide whether to shower or not. I'll ask me brumbie.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2011 08:59 pm
@Ionus,
Now that your stench has scared away all the neighborhood animals and you have lost all your friends I'd say the time has come. Isn't a brumbie a feral horse?

I try to take a dip in the hot tub or the hot springs daily if I can.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 31 Jan, 2011 09:25 pm
@NickFun,
Only because you pay the 'call girls' to give you a rub down you sleaze.

I often have a pedicure after my shower.
Ionus
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2011 12:14 am
@Dutchy,
I hate to be the one to tell you, but a pedicure is not a cure for pedestrians.

Just drive over the buggers like I do.
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2011 06:03 am
@Ionus,
How slowly must we talk so that you "get it"?

ANother bit of snow coming our way.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2011 07:00 am
@farmerman,
All you do is complain, what a wuss.


Going to be in the 60's today ... brrrrr!
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2011 11:14 am
@Ticomaya,
Why are you complaining, don't you usually wear a coat when you stand on a corner and expose yourself, you creepy pervert?

I'd like to vacation somewhere with perfect weather.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 1 Feb, 2011 03:23 pm
@firefly,
Take a one-way ticket to Siberia and don't come back you moaner.

I'm sitting in the shade of a palm tree enjoying a gentle ocean breeze.
 

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