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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2011 10:20 am
@farmerman,
Only you would be dumb enough to order your sunflower seeds online instead of just buying them at the corner store.


I'm eating oatmeal.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2011 06:51 pm
@Ticomaya,
And that's going to be the high point of your day. No wonder your Facebook page lacks any friends.

I had an unexpected experience today.
Ticomaya
 
  1  
Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2011 10:31 pm
@firefly,
You had a lucid thought?


My son has a soccer tournament this weekend.
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2011 05:43 am
@Ticomaya,
Dont show up all hammered again


We had several inches of powdery snow last evening.
Ticomaya
 
  2  
Reply Fri 21 Jan, 2011 10:33 am
@farmerman,
Clearly those NA meetings aren't working for you.


Have I mentioned it's a fabulous 72 degrees here today?
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2011 03:33 pm
@Ticomaya,
Yes Tico. Why don't you tell us another 57 times just so we don't forget!

I'm headed for the hills to go paragliding in a few minutes.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 22 Jan, 2011 03:45 pm
@NickFun,
Watching only I hope, you're getting a little to long in the tooth for this sort of young men's game aren't you?

I'm attending a gala dinner tonight honouring Lance Armstrong.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Jan, 2011 01:11 pm
@Dutchy,
Decided not to wait for the outcome of the investigation, eh?

I have just returned from a windy jog on the seashore.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jan, 2011 04:00 pm
@NickFun,
And you only escaped capture because the cop chasing you turned his ankle in the sand.

I am making great progress with my new project.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Sun 23 Jan, 2011 11:48 pm
@firefly,
You lost one pound and have 150 still to go you obese piece of lard.

I enjoyed a long swim in the ocean today.
farmerman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2011 07:29 am
@Dutchy,
what channel were you watching?

Gotta go out and split some firewood
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 24 Jan, 2011 10:58 am
@farmerman,
And that will be your last remaining chair that you'll whack into kindling. No fear that anyone will ever accuse you of gracious living.

I think I'll get the oil changed in my car tomorrow.

NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Tue 25 Jan, 2011 05:02 pm
@firefly,
Has 50,000 miles gone by already?

I plan to bake a cake for a party this weekend.
alex240101
 
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Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 09:41 am
@NickFun,
I knew that bandana was a matching apron.
http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml07/07096.jpg

Needing minnows.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 03:28 pm
@alex240101,
Since when have you been eating cat food?

I went to the tennis and saw Nadal beaten in straight sets!
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Wed 26 Jan, 2011 06:42 pm
@Dutchy,
Too bad you bet your life savings on Nadal!

I have started practicing karate again.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 02:18 pm
@NickFun,
You'd better move to a new neighbourhood, your present one appears to be full of thugs if you have to take up self defence.

I'm taking it easy today after a few hectic days.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 08:24 pm
@Dutchy,
Yeah, sure, after a hard weekend of watching sports on TV, you really need to loaf around for the next five days so you'll be up to doing it again this weekend, you lazy bum.

I got a great deal of exercise today.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 09:10 pm
@firefly,
And boy do you need it but you still have many pounds to go you grossly overweight Moby Dick.

My phone hasn't stopped ringing after being awarded the Order of Australia medal.

NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 27 Jan, 2011 10:48 pm
@Dutchy,
You mean the "Odor of Australia" medal, you stinkpot! Take a shower!

(Congrats Dutch!)

I shall be taking the train into LA tomorrow for a change.
 

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