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The Insult Chain Game

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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 11:47 am
@Dutchy,
And we know you could never pass it. For you, even a 3rd grade spelling test would pose a challenge.

I received a very puzzling e-mail from my bank.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 02:41 pm
@firefly,
Banks don't send e-mails but being a 'blond' you wouldn't know you dummy.

I'm celebrating my wedding anniversary today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 13 Jan, 2011 07:54 pm
@Dutchy,
It was actually last week but you forgot so you are celebrating it today.

(Happy Anniversary Dutch!)

I have some old floppies from the 90's that I would like to put on my current computer.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2011 03:39 pm
@NickFun,
Trying to preserve your ancient collection of tasteless dirty jokes?

I had lunch at a new Indian restaurant.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2011 03:18 am
@firefly,
You had no option as your date was an Indian fakir who swept you of your feet with his smooth talking.

My partner was impressed with the expensive diamond ring I bought her for our wedding anniversary.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2011 10:46 am
@Dutchy,
Only because she can't tell that it's cheap cubic zirconium "Diamonique"--a fake, just like her husband.

I am working on an important project.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2011 03:09 pm
@firefly,
Like how to screw my employer and do less work.

I'm attending church this morning.
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2011 04:48 pm
@Dutchy,
Try not to help yourself when they pass the collection plate, you shameless thief.

I baked some delicious brownies today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2011 07:13 pm
@firefly,
Magical pot brownies no doubt.

If the weather holds I will go skydiving next week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2011 03:32 am
@NickFun,
Make sure you know where to find the ripcord or it will be NickFun RIP.

I'm going to attend cooking lessons in the coming weeks to improve my culinary skills.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 16 Jan, 2011 11:39 pm
@Dutchy,
What "skills" are you referring to? You messed up all those peanut butter sandwiches!

A friend from Boston is coming to stay with me for a few days.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2011 05:51 am
@NickFun,
You're looking for trouble, the last time this 'friend' stayed with you, your shenanigans with her in the spa nearly brought you unstuck.

My partners girlfriends trust me implicitly.

firefly
 
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Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2011 08:42 am
@Dutchy,
They trust you will satisfy their sexual needs behind your partner's back--as you always do, you lowlife cheater.

I consider myself a very trustworthy person.

NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 17 Jan, 2011 07:18 pm
@firefly,
Odd, no on else does!

I have been known to keep friends secrets.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jan, 2011 02:56 am
@NickFun,
So much so you now have no friends left.

I'm hosting a garden party for my new neighbours tomorrow.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 18 Jan, 2011 06:53 pm
@Dutchy,
And when you do they will find out why the old neighbors moved out!

I shall be attending a Hollywood writers meeting tomorrow.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2011 01:18 pm
@NickFun,
Your best contribution to the group:

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/8709/homelesssignwillworkfor.jpg

It's 74 degrees outside and I'm stuck in my office.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 19 Jan, 2011 04:58 pm
@Ticomaya,
When you step outside your office the temp will be -20. God has a sense of humor.

I did manage to catch a few SoCal rays this afternoon.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2011 07:33 am
@NickFun,
Too bad you couldn't have caught one a'la Steve Irwin.


For my money, there's nothing better than Sumatra coffee.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 20 Jan, 2011 08:37 am
@Ticomaya,
Somebody told you that, youre not smart enough to have taste.

Ive ordered my seeds this AM
 

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