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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 3 Jan, 2011 07:02 pm
@Dutchy,
Translation: You passed out in a drunken stupor at 10 o'clock.

I go back to work on Thursday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2011 02:33 am
@NickFun,
Going back yes but work is foreign to you, so as usual you probably dodge anything which could be classed as work.

I'm glad I'm my own boss and do as I please.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2011 02:44 am
@Dutchy,
Those are the perks of being an unemployed bum. The downside is that you're a shameless freeloader whose constant panhandling has become a public nuisance.

I just love my new HDTV.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 4 Jan, 2011 07:17 pm
@firefly,
So did the person you stole it from.

I just got a big residual check!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2011 03:38 pm
@NickFun,
Just as well, now you can pay your outstanding fines before they throw you in the slammer.

I'm enjoying a couple of days in the country.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2011 04:36 pm
@Dutchy,
At the local jail--after another arrest for indecent exposure.

I forgot to pay a tax bill.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2011 08:55 pm
@firefly,
What's new, you never pay any of your bills, you tax dodger.

I don't owe anybody a cent!
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jan, 2011 09:57 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course not. You don't consider something you have no intention of paying "owing".

Back to work tomorrow after a long holiday off!
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2011 01:21 am
@NickFun,
Try to show up sober.

I just made recovery disks for my laptop.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2011 05:30 pm
@firefly,
That's a good thing! You don't want to lose all that porn and stolen music!

I backup all my files online.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2011 04:32 am
@NickFun,
You must have the greatest collection of pornographic movies on the net because that is all you ever watch. Talking about the pot calling the kettle black, you take the cake.

I don't watch pornographic sites.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2011 09:14 pm
@Dutchy,
Of course n9t with your extensive DVD collection.

We have a female guest staying with us for the next few days.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2011 10:23 pm
@NickFun,
I know what you're thinking, you lothario, another domestic coming up. Smile

My neighbour and her hubby are having a dispute over her siamese pussy, she asked me to look after it for a few days but I feel I shouldn't get involved.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2011 05:56 pm
@Dutchy,
I didn't know your neighbor was Siamese! Well, if her pussy is Siamese then the rest of her must also be!

My partner and I shall be headed for the hot springs shortly to relax.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2011 09:56 pm
@NickFun,
Wow, a hard day of loafing on the couch, reading the paper, watching TV, eating, napping, opening the mail, and fooling around on the computer--and now you need to relax??? You really have your partner bamboozled, you lazy bum.

I just discovered a 6 month old check I forgot to cash.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2011 06:43 pm
@firefly,
And it was a government check which expires after 6 months with no hope of ever getting it cashed you moron!

I am looking forward to a glass of wine and a fine cigar this evening.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2011 09:06 pm
@NickFun,
Read smoking a joint and getting sloshed.

My wine cellar hold some excuite labels.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jan, 2011 05:53 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
My wine cellar hold some excuite labels.


Please improve this sentence for me, I'm functionally illiterate with a fair old whack of Alzheimer's into the bargain.

My wine cellar holds some exquisite labels too, and don't forget to look up the difference between too and to and try not to wrestle with when to use holds versus hold. I would suggest you try crossword puzzles to assist in your rehabilitation.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jan, 2011 08:34 pm
@laughoutlood,
I didn't know $2 wine had Exquisite labels! And in your drunken stupor you seem to have forgotten that someone else may answer your post!

I have a couple of bottles of wine which I may never open.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 12 Jan, 2011 08:52 pm
@NickFun,
Only because you can't read the labels and don't know what's in them.

I just set a spelling test for a University exam.
 

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