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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 13 Nov, 2010 02:02 pm
@alex240101,
Counting up the food stamps?

I will be flying to Florida for Thanksgiving.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 03:03 pm
@NickFun,
We'll be saying thank you if you don't return.

I'll be spending Christmas at home for a change this year.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:55 pm
@Dutchy,
Your parole begins December 24th!

Christmas will also be in Florida but at my partner's mothers.
firefly
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2010 02:59 pm
@NickFun,
She invited you back? Try not to get drunk and knock over the Christmas tree again, you had the poor woman in hysterics last year over all those shattered ornaments.

I have been busy planning my Thanksgiving dinner.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2010 03:12 pm
@firefly,
I suppose the usual "Fish and Chips".

I'm dining out with the Lord Mayor today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2010 04:47 pm
@Dutchy,
Is he the Lord Mayor who is embroiled in the sex scandal? I guess no one else will dine with him.

I try to avoid any function that I know a politician will be attending.
farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 17 Nov, 2010 04:56 pm
@NickFun,
unless you pitched in to own him.

We had celery with hummus for supper
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2010 10:28 am
@farmerman,
And your famished dinner guests couldn't wait to leave and head for a restaurant for some real food. Still trying to work your way through the book, "Fine Dining on 50 cents a Day", you cheapskate?

I'm unsure which desserts to serve with Thanksgiving dinner.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2010 04:54 pm
@firefly,
Seeing that you're on your own that shouldn't be a problem, why not a 50 cents icecream from McDonalds.

I'm going shopping for a new digital TV today.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 18 Nov, 2010 05:04 pm
@Dutchy,
Did the old black and white '57 Philco finally blow a tube?

Some of the guys are coming over to watch the game on my huge hi-def TV.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 19 Nov, 2010 04:25 am
@NickFun,
Any excuse for a huge booze up whilst watching porn big-time.

I'm intending to have a quiet weekend at home for a change.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 20 Nov, 2010 04:25 pm
@Dutchy,
Rather than the drunken, hell raising weekends where you wake up naked in an ally like you usually have.

I am spending a couple of nights at a friends house in Beverly Hills.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 21 Nov, 2010 10:56 am
@NickFun,
Your partner kicked you out again for your outrageous womanizing? Guess you'll be couch surfing at friends' homes until they get sick of you too.

I have a great deal of shopping to do this week.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 21 Nov, 2010 02:09 pm
@firefly,
Shopping list includes 6 cases of beer, two bottles of Jack Daniels, 2 quarts of Vodka. Oh, and don't forget the bread.

I am at Caffrodite Coffee Shop waiting for my partner to arrive.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 21 Nov, 2010 03:01 pm
@NickFun,
You'll be sitting there until doomsday as she finally has had enough of your shenanigans with women half your age.

My partner knows I've always been able to resist the charm of other women.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 21 Nov, 2010 05:12 pm
@Dutchy,
That's pretty easy to do since no other women will look at you.

I am in my study now. Too cool and windy for paragliding.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 22 Nov, 2010 09:36 am
@NickFun,
Do you usually paraglide in your study? Rolling Eyes If it's cool and windy in there, try closing your windows and doors--you opened all of them right after you popped a handful of amphetamines and felt like you were burning up, you drugged out mess.

I have started doing my Christmas shopping.

NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 22 Nov, 2010 10:08 pm
@firefly,
A bag of coal to split up between both your friends should do the trick.

I never start my Xmas shopping before December 10th
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 22 Nov, 2010 10:54 pm
@NickFun,
Your credit card won't let you that's why!

My Christmas shopping is taken care off and paid for, inclding my trip away.

NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 23 Nov, 2010 06:02 pm
@Dutchy,
Your "trip away" is to jail and the taxpayers are paying for that!

I'm flying to Florida tomorrow.
 

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