The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

It's a good thing your neighbor's pussy if there to keep you company!

Record breaking heat here during the day. Feels like the summer we didn't have.

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@NickFun,

That's because you were so stoned you forgot to turn off your oven last night, and it's still pumping 400 degree temperatures into your kitchen. If you don't turn it off soon, your goose will really be cooked.

I haven't had any soda in ages and I have a sudden urge to have some Coke.

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@firefly,

When you sober up you'll notice you've been drinking whiskey and soda all the time you drunken sot.

A Sunday afternoon bbq and a good bottle of red is on the menu today.

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@Dutchy,

All against doctors orders but at least you'll go out smiling.

I have just returned from a hike in the Ojai mountains.

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@NickFun,

Your significant other told you to go take a hike? Too bad you managed to find your way back here.

I am shopping for a new TV for my kitchen.

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@firefly,

Oh, of course, you must have a TV in the kitchen. Might as well pick up a few for the closets as well.

I have only 2 TVs.

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@NickFun,

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I have only 2 TVs.

You look green.

Whereas my presence is merely a matter of concern.

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@laughoutlood,

I'm sure what you just said would make a lot of sense to me if I was on the same drug.

I do not require any prescriptions.

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@NickFun,

That's because your system is immune to medication caused by your illicit pill popping you addict.

My neighbour wanted to smoke a joint with me but I refused.

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@Dutchy,

That was only because you didn't want to share it--you wanted the joint all for yourself, you pot head.

I think marijuana should be legalized.

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@firefly,

Good idea, it may loosen your inhibitions, instead of acting like an iceberg all the time.

I saw Hilary Clinton yesterday and thought she was a charming lady.

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@Dutchy,

She noticed you too, and muttered to her Secret Service escort, "Don't let that creep get anywhere near me," before she gave you a "charming" smile.

I once had a dream that Bill and Hillary Clinton were dinner guests at my home.

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@firefly,

When you woke up you realized the dinner guests were actually Tom and Sheila, the ex-con homeless couple. And even they didn't like your food!

I road tested a Tesla a few days ago and it feels good. Not going to buy one just yet though.

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@NickFun,

Trying to impress the salesman and your friends without a dime in your wallet, stick to your pushbike suits you much better.

I will be watching the visiting English Cricket Team in action today.

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@Dutchy,

You'll be watching them on the telly as you sit there drunk off your ass as usual.

I will be breaking into my case of real German beer this weekend.

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@NickFun,

Might as well throw that lollywater on your pot plants, try some of our Aussie amber, a beer made for real men!!

I'm invited on a pub crawl tomorrow but I've declined, the last time we visited 34 pubs and I finished up in the wrong town, swore then it would never happen again.

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@Dutchy,

Now you're much more sober. You just wind up sleeping in the wrong house.

My weekend is filled with activities.

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@NickFun,

And not a single one of them is legal...

I want to get a flu shot tomorrow.

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@firefly,

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I want to get a flu shot tomorrow.

Shot tomorrow sounds like a day away.

I did an iq test recently and 9 told me I passed.

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@laughoutlood,

I.O (idiots query) Of course you passed.

Need to go grocery shopping today.

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