6
   

The Insult Chain Game

NSFW Forums: Insult, Insults, Insult Game, Trivia And Word Games, Game
Email this Topic • Print this Page
 
 
Ceili
 
  2  
Reply Wed 13 Oct, 2010 05:14 pm
You do realize your dog's fine and you're crackers, jack!

My dog is farting. He keeps pinching off high pitched stink bombs.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2010 01:52 am
@Ceili,
High pitched, sounds more like a female, sure you're not the guilty party and are trying to blame the poor dog for your uncouth habits?

I've bought a new bed today.
laughoutlood
 
  1  
Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2010 09:28 pm
@Dutchy,
Quote:
I've bought a new bed today.


Nests are a game in motion.

I must remember to play a puzzle site later today.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2010 04:25 pm
@laughoutlood,
Can't forget that! Think of the consequences!

I am a pretty darn good chess player.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2010 06:33 pm
@NickFun,
Been beating your 7 year old neighbor again?

I need to get more exercise.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2010 07:48 pm
@firefly,
You're telling me you roly-poly couch potato.

Now the Australian $ is equal to the US $ I made a killing on the stock market.
laughoutlood
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2010 01:44 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
Now the Australian $ is equal to the US $ I made a killing on the stock market.


You strike me as quite the arbitrageur.

I've just showered.
NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2010 08:11 pm
@laughoutlood,
Too bad you're shower's hooked up to the septic system!

I almost took my partner para-gliding but she got cold feet.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2010 12:11 pm
@NickFun,
Since you just took out a half million dollar life insurance policy on her, can you blame her for wondering what you were up to with the para-gliding invite?

I think I'll buy myself a new raincoat for the fall.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2010 02:53 pm
@firefly,
Ha, ha, you'll be lucky to find one to fit your massive frame you overweight couch potato, I suggest you buy a tent!

I'm attending hospital for a check up today.
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2010 04:38 pm
@Dutchy,
The doctor will recommend you stop the drunken, late night dalliances with the ladies no doubt.

(Good luck Dutch. I hope you are well)

I spent most of the day today in Hollywood.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2010 06:32 pm
@NickFun,
You've been stuck in the North Hollywood police station clink until you sobered up and until someone brought you with a pair of pants from home. You shouldn't have streaked that outdoor yoga class after that all night binge drinking.

I will be spending part of my day off by going to a haunted house this Thursday evening.
firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2010 06:51 pm
@tsarstepan,
It's about time you visited your folks.

I am trying to decide whether to put some Halloween decorations outside my house.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2010 08:13 pm
@firefly,
I wouldn't bother in your rundown neighbourhood, the undiscipled kids will only pinch them.

I may not be around for a while.

(Thanks Nick)
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Mon 18 Oct, 2010 08:56 pm
@Dutchy,
Do hurry back Dutch. Best wishes to you.

Two more days of work then looking for more work.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2010 03:59 pm
@NickFun,
Looking for work whilst getting drunk in a bar is not the ideal place to find a job.

I'm housebound for a few days.

(Thanks Nick, more absentism next week)
NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2010 07:15 pm
@Dutchy,
(Do keep us updated Dutch.)

Housebound with a blond wench no doubt!

I'm going for a dental implant in 2 weeks for a back molar.
Dutchy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2010 08:07 pm
@NickFun,
Your dentist will love you for that, he'll keep you on a string and you'd be left wondering how to pay the bill.

I'm upgrading my computer the coming weekend.
firefly
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 Oct, 2010 08:54 am
@Dutchy,
Finally going to upgrade to IE 3? Laughing Buying a new keyboard is a better idea. Your current one is so caked with food crumbs, and dried crud, that half the keys don't move, you slob.

I think I'm going to make a pot of chili tonight.

(Hope it's nothing too serious, Dutchy. Take care.)

NickFun
 
  2  
Reply Fri 22 Oct, 2010 06:28 pm
@firefly,
You will eat the whole pot, have an entire chocolate cake for desert and wash it down with a case of beer, eh fatso?

I have to make sure I don't lose too much weight!
 

Related Topics

Deep Wounds and Lingering Questions After Israel’s Bitter Race - Question by korkamann
Is this racism? - Question by McPero
A2K 101 : zingers for later use - Discussion by hingehead
1001 Ways to Call Someone "Stupid." - Discussion by DrewDad
 
  1. Forums
  2. » The Insult Chain Game
  3. » Page 824
Copyright © 2025 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.1 seconds on 01/11/2025 at 05:02:22
▲ ▼