The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

Getting out of town is your way of avoiding giving anyone Christmas gifts, you cheapskate.

I went to a baby shower today.

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@firefly,

Rumour has it it was your own as you're preggers for the umpteenth time again.

I have a pidgeon pair, I stopped after that!

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@Dutchy,

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I have a pidgeon pair, I stopped after that!

To go with your pigeon English perchance.

I must check the cryptic crossword questions here for more of your egregious errors.

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@laughoutlood,

I'm afraid you don't possess the mental capacity for that you dumb wit.

I've just repaired some leaking taps for my neighbour.

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@Dutchy,

Repaired or wrecked? Cause I'm guessing their floors are covered in water this morning..

I'm cooking the Thanksgiving dinner with my sister today.

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@Ceili,

I hope you'll both foot the bill for the take-out food you'll need after everyone refuses to eat the charred mess that comes out of the oven.

My Thanksgiving turkeys always turn out picture perfect.

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@firefly,

Meaning they taste like crap but the pictures look nice.

I have dropped five pounds in the last month.

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@NickFun,

Made no difference, you still look like an overblown Moby dick.

My weight is constantly the same, not an ounce overweight!

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@Dutchy,

That's because your scale broke 5 years ago, and you're too dumb to notice that. True, you're "not an ounce overweight", 95 pounds overweight is more like it.

I used to own a talking scale.

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@firefly,

But you threw it out because it kept yelling "Get off me you fat pig!"

I shall be going paragliding this weekend.

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@NickFun,

weve all gotta go one way or another.

I was on a field trip to a mamjor mine fire today.

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@farmerman,

You must have been off the planet again, what on earth is a "mamjor" mine fire?

I've just been for a long morning walk along the beach and feel very refreshed.

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@farmerman,

In other words, they let the "green tag" patients out on a field trip and you lit a match.

No cooking for me today... I've got turkey leftovers to enjoy.

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@Dutchy,

Oooops...

So, refreshed eh? How do the locals feel about you talking a walk in the buff? I'm assuming they've never seen a beached whale so far inland.

My dog is lying beside me snoring away..

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@Ceili,

Probably given to you by your neighbour as you can't cook for nuts.

I will have a KFC meal for lunch today.

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@Dutchy,

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I will have a KFC meal for lunch today.

Enjoy, dine in takes longer than the 13 minutes , yes 13 minutes for you to stuff up on the lovatts holiday cryptic 74, even after i referred to your ineffable ineptitude at crosswords, not to mention your abysmal inability to string more than two words together, you want fries with that?

I went shopping today.

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@laughoutlood,

I hope you bought yourself a book which teaches you how to solve crosswords and cryptic puzzles as you're hopeless at that.

My KFC meal only cost me $3 today, a bargain I feel.

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@Dutchy,

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My KFC meal only cost me $3 today, a bargain I feel.

You probably got hold of some ancient pensioner dude's card.

Curiously, I also bought something for $3.

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@laughoutlood,

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Curiously, I also bought something for $3.

any lower and your sunken treasure

i new yude do this

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@laughoutlood,

You do realize you are now responding to your own posts--insulting yourself. Talking to yourself is not a good sign. Better take your meds before the voices tell you you're Joan of Arc and you wind up being toasted to a crisp.

My dog is crazy about Cracker Jack.

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