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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2010 05:27 pm
@firefly,
Buying a lot of things you don't need just because they are marked down is not "smart shopping".

My iPad seems to be running slowly.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 30 Sep, 2010 11:20 pm
@NickFun,
It's not your iPad, it's you who is slowing down, you old fart Laughing

My son asked me to come on a ski holiday today, but I declined, I hate the cold weather.

NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 1 Oct, 2010 09:20 pm
@Dutchy,
He was actually hoping you'd say no.

I am planning a ski vacation to Colorado this winter.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 2 Oct, 2010 09:50 pm
@NickFun,
Planning is usually as far as you go because playboys like you usually lay a smoke screen and go somewhere else to play the field.

I'm contemplating where to take my lovely partner today, German Restaurant or October Beer Festival in the Parklands.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 4 Oct, 2010 02:53 am
@Dutchy,
Go to the place where your wife is least likely to learn about your "lovely partner", you cheating bum.

I re-connected with a very old friend I found on Facebook yesterday.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 4 Oct, 2010 03:45 am
@firefly,
I doubt your old friend wants to be reconnected with you after dumping him in the past for another bloke, you two-timer.

I can honestly say, I've never broken any of the 10 commandments.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 4 Oct, 2010 03:59 pm
@Dutchy,
Except, of course, the "coveting thy neighbors wife" thing. But 9 out of 10 ain't bad!

My partner baked me a cake yesterday just for the hell of it.
Ceili
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2010 03:35 pm
@NickFun,
Get the icing out of your nostrils yet?

Day 7, Tobacco free
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 7 Oct, 2010 06:41 pm
@Ceili,
It's a good thing you haver that pack stashed away 'just in case'!

I quit smoking cigarettes in '97 and never looked back.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 04:10 am
@NickFun,
Gave up one bad habit and started two, booz and loosde women.

I have never smoked!
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 06:38 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
I have never smoked!


To suck and moulder will suffice.

I'm staying clean tomorrow.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 01:31 pm
@laughoutlood,
Since you haven't showered in weeks, that would seem impossible, you filthy slob.

I am very happy that the stock market has been going up.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 03:16 pm
@firefly,
the handouts should be better for you.


MAc and Cheese for supper tonite
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 03:39 pm
@farmerman,
Sounds about the right food for an obese overweight piece of lard that you are.

Grilled fish and raw onions for me on this beautiful Saturday.
NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 05:00 pm
@Dutchy,
Carp you caught from your neighbors pond no doubt! And your breath smells bad enough without the onions.

Once a lady punched me in the stomach and she broke her hand but I barely felt a thing.
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 8 Oct, 2010 11:24 pm
@NickFun,
Given the ton of lard that surrounds you, that's not a bit surprising.

I wish I could stop procrastinating about things.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 07:55 am
@firefly,
I'm sure you'll do that tomorrow.

Meanwhile, I'm busy watching TV.
Ceili
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 09:04 am
@Ticomaya,
Apparently, procrastination is contagious...

I'm putting up the xmas lights before the temperature goes for a swan dive.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 12:02 pm
@Ceili,
But wait...you still haven't taken them down from last year!

I will forgo the Christmas lights again this year.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 9 Oct, 2010 03:35 pm
@NickFun,
You will probably be to drunk to even know when Christmas is.

I'm going for a trip on a houseboat at Christmas this year.
 

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