The Insult Chain Game

@NickFun,

That is if you can pull yourself away from the Reeperbahn.

I'm taking my partner out for lunch today, a belated celebration so to speak.

(Have a safe flight Nick)

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@Dutchy,

(Thanks Dutchy!)

Belated indeed. You've been promising to take her to lunch since the day you were married!

I went swimming in the North Sea last night.

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@NickFun,

Only because you were so drunk you fell of the pier and had to swim ashore you drunken sot.

I'm in line for a good drvers award.

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@Dutchy,

At the very end of the line, for those who drive cars, but you're at the head of the line of those who drive their wives crazy with their revolting habits.

I have to get my eyeglasses repaired today.

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@firefly,

No more mirrors.

Eating warm chocolate chip cookies.

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@alex240101,

Just what you need you fat slob, your guts has no memory.

I'm so proud of my drivers award I bought myself a new car with the number plate "Ace Driver".

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@Dutchy,

It will make a funny photo to see the car from behind as it's getting hooked up to the tow truck after you smashed it up!

I have returned from Deutschland and I'm a bit lagged.

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@NickFun,

All those late nights and booze catching up, not to mention those nocturnal trysts with that beautiful blond Helga.

I've decided to do aome outside painting tomorrow providing it is not raining.

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@Dutchy,

And providing the sun isn't shining. And providing there are no clouds.

I have spent part of today fixing up my garden shed.

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@NickFun,

Fixing it up as a place you can sleep in when your partner kicks you out for getting drunk again.

A writer friend sent me a copy of her new novel.

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@firefly,

Knowing the types of books you read I doubt this one will pass the censor.

My new car's number plates causes plenty of comments.

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@Dutchy,

Comments such as "I thought you had to be a GOOD driver to get one of those".

I have ordered a case of real German beer from the manufacturer.

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@NickFun,

you mean your old drunk neighbor Gunter is home brewing again?

I need to mow before tomorrows rain...

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@Rockhead,

What happened to your 'regular mowers' the sheep, did they wander of the property?

Someone offered to buy my personalised numberplates this morning. What cheek at least I earned them!

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@Dutchy,

They saw how you were dressed and offered you the money out of pity.

I'm taking a couple of needed weeks off.

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@NickFun,

I'm sure you need it after your playboy antics in Germany.

I'll be batching for the next few days as my partner has gone Interstate visiting friends.

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@Dutchy,

I notice she didn't take you with her to avoid embarrassing herself in front of them.

I will go for a long hike in the wilderness tomorrow

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@NickFun,

Thanks heaven for that, make sure you get lost as usual so we don't have to put up with you for a while.

My neighbour invited me over for dinner tonight as my partner is away Interstate.

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@Dutchy,

When the cat's away the rat will play!

I will be preparing a lovely souflee tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

Souflee literally means "blow up" and that probably will happen when you try to mix the cream sauce and egg white you useless chef.

Tonight is my turn to be host to my neighbour, we'll get Chinese take-aways and watch a movie on TV.

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