The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

Let's hope your wife doesn't come home early from her trip and catch you are her with the Chinese takeaway!

My souflee is magificent, of course.

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@NickFun,

Easy to say when you're the only one eating it after your guests refused to eat the crap.

I had a long lie in this morning after a late Saturday night.

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@Dutchy,

You slept in so late your neighbor left before you woke up!

I have signed up for skydiving this Wdnesday.

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@NickFun,

Make sure your will and finances are in order incase you fail to pull the ripcord.

I'm attending a siminar at a local winery today.

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@Dutchy,

When tasting wine, don't spit the wine back into the bottle and don't drink the wine in the spittoon no matter how compelled you are to just gulp it down

I have an eye doctors appointment this Tuesday. I need my eyes checked so I can get new glasses with probably a stronger prescription. It will also be the first time I'll be missing work during a regular workday while working this particular job.

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@tsarstepan,

Whilst you're at it, get your head ckecked as well, you'll be surprised how transparent a headshrinker makes you see the world.

My neighbours pussy is missing again I'll better see if I can help finding it.

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@Dutchy,

All you have to do is look under her skirt!

My partner is suspicious of what I did in Germany besides work.

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@NickFun,

Obviously she found out about your excessive drinking bouts. Razz

I went for a long bike ride this morning for exercise.

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@Dutchy,

Going up and down your driveway, on a 5 year old's tricycle, wasn't much exercise for you, but it sure convinced your neighbors you were celebrating the arrival of your senility.

I've been skipping a lot of meals lately.

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@firefly,

It shows, you're badly in need of a face and boob lift!

I follow a strict diet keeping me looking, fit, taut and terrific.

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@Dutchy,

You call it "fit, taut and terrific". Others call it "fat, wobbly and disgusting".

The hot springs have been too crowded as of late.

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@NickFun,

Certainly your fat ass clears everyone out.

I've a bit of a cold.

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@Ticomaya,

So, of course, you climbed onto crowded subways and shopping malls to make sure everyone else gets it too!

I went skydiving yesterday and it was glorious!

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@NickFun,

Shoot.

I went visiting today.

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@oolongteasup,

Psychiatric Ward I assume, should have kept you there, you nutter.

I was unable to make it to Church today.

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@Dutchy,

and , consequently,they didnt have to expend large quantities of deoderant into the air of the sanctuary.

I feel tired this AM

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@farmerman,

Admit it, you're to old to chase women all night!

I shall be chairing a meeting this week about daylight savings which will be starting next month.

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@Dutchy,

You will argure that daylight savings means nothing to you as you are retired.

I helped a friend fix her computer yesterday.

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@NickFun,

Throwing her laptop off of her tenth story apartment balcony is not a proper way to clean out the computer's registry.

I'm really riveted by the scary/fascinating unknown possibility of a Cyber Cold War being fought right now with the first public volley being the Stuxnet infection of Iran's nuclear infrastructure.
http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9188018/Iran_confirms_massive_Stuxnet_infection_of_industrial_systems

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@tsarstepan,

yeah, but you've still got a cellar full of beans and batteries leftover from the millennium, too...

I gotta go to town for milk in a bit.

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