The Insult Chain Game

@NickFun,

Can you even remember what it's like to be sober?

I have been very efficient today. I've turned into a real dynamo.

@firefly,

Don't make me laugh, firefly a real turn on at your age, you lost all passion years ago!

I'm off to town to do some charity work.

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@Dutchy,

Giving a homeless person a dozen of your recyclable beer bottles isn't a brag worthy bit of charity. It's especially less charitable when you sell the cans and bottles for 6 cents to the guy so he can really only earn 4 cents when he turns them into the Recycle center in town.

I can't wait for the film My Dog Tulip premieres at the movie theater this Wednesday.

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@tsarstepan,

You will have the theater all to yourself!

I'm up now at 6:30AM. I hate these kind of hours!

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@NickFun,

What are you a man or a mouse, real men like me get up at 6am.

On my stroll along the foreshore I saw three topless women sunbaking today.

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@Dutchy,

And then they had you arrested for trespassing on private property, you old perve.

I made a delicious Italian meal last night.

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@firefly,

You opened a can of Spaghettios. Hardly what I would call Italian cuisine.

I dined at a fine French restaurant this evening.

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@NickFun,

So you shared a 10 year old can of Franco~American SpaghettiOs in the back alley behind a bankrupt Au Bon Pain with Firefly? Is this the highlight of your romantic life NF?

I'm in the market for another new MP3 player because I lost my Creative Zen Mozaic (purchased 2 months ago) and I have absolutely no idea where I lost it.

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@tsarstepan,

Of course, you will put the new one right next to the old one and lose that too.

I have an iPod but I have only used it once.

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@NickFun,

Why don't you admitted, you don't how to use it, the only time you used it was to switch it on you dumb nerd.

I'll be booking my Christmas dinner in a well known City Restaurant today.

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@Dutchy,

McDonald's takes Christmas reservations? Rolling Eyes

I'll be making a short trip tomorrow.

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@firefly,

Make that a longer one and don't come back you bore.

I'm boarding Felix the cat for my neighbour presently.

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@Dutchy,

That poor cat! Just wait till she sees the horrible condition it's in when she returns!

I will have to spend at least another week here in Germany.

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@NickFun,

That's your story, are you sure a blond German fraulein hasn't got you in her claws or bed?

I'm relaxing after a real hard days work.

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@Dutchy,

Um...Dutch,,,you're retired. Relaxing after a hard day of doing nothing!

I've dropped a couple of pounds in the past week.

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@NickFun,

Hardly noticeable when you should loose at leat 5 stones fatso.

I'm getting a massage today as my whole body is aching after all the hard work I did yesterday.

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@Dutchy,

That quickie sex romp with your neighbor was too much for you wasn't it, you old fart. She was still waiting for the main event when you rolled over for a snooze. And today you want the frustrated old woman to massage your aching muscles from all that "hard work"? If she's smart, she'll slip some Viagra into your tea since heaven knows you need it... Laughing

I got very lost on my way home from my trip on Wednesday.

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@firefly,

What part about "turn left, go straight" did you find so painfully difficult to follow?

I have been communicating with my partner with Skype.

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@NickFun,

Had she had a webcam, she could have seen that German blonde on your lap, whispering all those sweet words you told your partner, in your ear.

I celebrated my wedding anniversary today.

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@Dutchy,

Of course, you're nursing that bruise on your noggin your wife gave you when you forgot your anniversary.

I will be flying out of Hamburg on Thursday.

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