The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

You know everything backwards, that's why you make no sense. Normal people don't think backwards, dummy.

I went to the opening of a friend's wine bar tonight.

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@firefly,

was he home?

I have to go into town tomorrow before noon.

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@Rockhead,

Your mortgage is overdue, isn't you slacker?

I shall play the organ in church tomorrow.

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@Dutchy,

Keep it in your pants this time. That always gets you kicked out.

Amsterdam has been fun but back to Germany tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

How many unpaid bills did you leave behind this time?

I bought some quality wines today and intend to drink a bottle with my meal tonight.

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@Dutchy,

Just one bottle? Not feeling well Dutch?

I am almost back to Germany where I will check into a new hotel room.

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@NickFun,

That's because you trashed your last hotel room in Germany and they won't let you back into that place, you pig.

I am delighted that it is raining outside.

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@firefly,

Another dumb blond statement, have you ever seen it rain inside, bright spark?

I'm proud to say my house is sparkling clean after a morning's work.

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@Dutchy,

You swept everything under the rug and stuffed everything under the sofas and beds. But it's clean to you.

I am going to have a beer at one of the local German pubs with an old friend tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

A beer? You'll stuff your face and stiff your old friend with the check. You never miss an opportunity to mooch a free meal, you cheapskate.

I started an impressive new project yesterday.

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@firefly,

Cleaning your run down hovel is nothing to brag about you couch potato.

I sold an old car for a good price today.

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@Dutchy,

As you walked away from the broken down heap with a huge wad of cash in hand you whispered under your breath "sucker!"

To bed at 9PM and 4AM now. Must get moving for work at 6AM!

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@NickFun,

You sure you haven't been smoking dope as going to bed twice in one night doesn't make much sense you weirdo.

Will be taking my lady out for dinner tonight from the proceeds of my car sale.

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@Dutchy,

With the few bucks you got for that heap, it will be a lavish two slices of pizza for both of you. A veritable feast compared to your usual fare, and at least your lady won't have to dumpster dive for her dinner tonight.

My project has really been developing nicely.

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@firefly,

Finally you can enter your kitchen after removing months of junk you lazy sod.

I had enough money left over to catch a cab home after my sumptuous dinner last night.

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@Dutchy,

Of course, you were too drunk to drive yourself home.

I have been working out daily at a local German club to lose a few pounds.

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@NickFun,

Ofcourse it was all in vain as after each session you got sloshed on German lager.

Having just come back from a long stroll along the beach I'm now heading for the spa pool next door.

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@Dutchy,

I thought your neighbor was next door...never mind. We'll keep this hush hush!

I ran into an old girlfriend from Boston here in Germany.

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@NickFun,

"Ran into" was no co-incidence, you had it all planned prior to leaving the US, you lothario.

My neighbour gave me a massage after my dip in the spa pool.

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@Dutchy,

Certain parts of your anatomy were massaged better than others, I am sure.

I am about to join the crew for a few beers at a very nice pub.

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