The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

Yes, the feeling is mutual. God.

Look at the time.

@laughoutlood,

are you marking it on the wall in your cell?

we are working late tonight...

@Rockhead,

Bending your elbow guzzling beer is about all the work you're doing on a Saturday night.

I've just filleted some fresh fish for tonights bbq.

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@Dutchy,

Who are you kidding? How do you "filet" a can of tuna? Although it sounds like an improvement over your last BBQ, when you tried to pass off a can of cat food as "fresh fish".

I am thinking of buying a new car.

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@firefly,

OK, you have the thought. Now all you need is a drivers license! And money!

Nearly 1AM. Almost time for bed.

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@NickFun,

All normal people are in bed at this hour, obviously, as always, you have been watching stick movies on the sex channels, you pervert.

Just come back from sea with another successful catch including 6 nice sized lobsters.

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@Dutchy,

Stealing from other people's lobster traps is, to you, a "success"

There are no shortage of English speakers here in Berlin.

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@NickFun,

too bad that you aint one of them.

I need a sammich

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@farmerman,

You need more than a sammich, a shower for starters you smelly grubby land cultivator.

I will be picking my home grown oranges today.

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@Dutchy,

your neighbors are out of town again?

I need a nap.

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@Rockhead,

Thank you for that comment Mr. Excitement!

I have adjusted to the time difference now and feel very alert at 7AM

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@NickFun,

Quote:

I have adjusted to the time difference now and feel very alert at 7AM

I'm so glad you continue to surprise yourself upon the dawn.

In the real world people are doing things.

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@laughoutlood,

Obviously you're off the planet by writing such utter crap you weirdo.

I shall by flying Interstate with my football team this coming weekend.

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@Dutchy,

However, they shall be high up in a plane.

Must go get some veggies at the farmers market today

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@farmerman,

Of course, you must wait till closing...

It's hard to keep my hands off these German girls!

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@NickFun,

You're always hard no matter where you are you sex maniac.

I have no problem restraining myself in the company of beautiful women which I meet every day.

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@Dutchy,

To do otherwise would be an exercise in futility as they run when you so much as breathe!

I rode a horse for 4 hours today and then again tomorrow.

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@NickFun,

In your dreams, the only thing you were riding was your elbow in a German pub, gulping down Steins of Becks Lager Beer.

Today it is 25 years ago that I visited checkpoint Charly in Friedrichstrasse, Berlin.

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@Dutchy,

You're the reason they tore down the wall. They didn't want you coming back!

I have a couple of days off so I am off to Amsterdam in the morning.

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@NickFun,

Heading to the red light district aren't you? Zeedijk Nick is on his way!

I know the City of Amsterdam backwards.

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