The Insult Chain Game

@oolongteasup,

That's because no one ever gives you anything, you loser. You have nothing to receive.

I am invited to a pool party this weekend.

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@firefly,

You finally fallen for one of NickFun's orgies, you silly woman, don't ever say I didn't warn you.

I intend to make a decent donation when I attend Church in the morning.

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@Dutchy,

Feeling a bit guilty, eh? Last I was told God can't be bought off.

I am up early and out the door now.

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@NickFun,

That's a change, did you wet your bed after a night out?

I'll be having a coffee at my neighbours after church today.

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@Dutchy,

I suppose you can always go to confession for breaking the "coveting thy neighbors wife" thing again.

I worked 6 hours then took a hot spring bath and am now fully relaxed.

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@NickFun,

Definition of your work means sitting down for 6 hours pushing pen on paper without raising a sweat. Do some real work and you'll know what tiredness really feels like!

I would love to visit Rio de Janeiro.

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@Dutchy,

Just so you can see the half naked ladies dancing you perv.

I'll be working outside tomorrow so I will apply some light sunscreen.

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@NickFun,

By 'working' you mean lying on the beach trying to get a tan and attract the opposite sex, I know you 'sunscreen' lovers.

The reason I love visiting Rio de Janeiro is its magnificent beaches, the pulsating Samba music and beautiful Sugarloaf mountain.

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@Dutchy,

Since they had you deported, as an undesirable criminal alien, I doubt you'll visit there again.

I haven't gotten a tan this summer.

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@firefly,

No but you're burned yourself to an ugly crisp trying.

My tendon is back to normal and I feel free to run again!

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@NickFun,

Act your age, you know you're to old to run, next time it won't be a tendon but a permanent wheelchair for you.

I received my Council rates today and I'm not impressed. Evil or Very Mad

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@Dutchy,

Your Council rates are pathetic ... nobody's impressed.

I have no idea what a Council rate is.

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@Ticomaya,

Because you're a bum and live in a slum.

If you want to know, my rates are $28.000 per year, the privilege of living with a hundred yards seafront.

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@Dutchy,

Of course, you realize that for that kind of money you could buy a new sports car every year and just drive to the beach you idiot.

I may decide to clean my private study this weekend.

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@NickFun,

Ha, you may decide, more likely your partner as she is sick to the teeth of your eternal mess.

I'm not venturing outside today with the torrential rain we're having.

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@Dutchy,

Afraid that cheap toupee you wear would get ruined?

I have been collecting watches.

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@firefly,

I've been told that's what old ladies do when they can't tell the time anymore, Doctors call it a 'timely' habit.

I'm thinking of selling my stamp collection.

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@Dutchy,

Sure, now that you've found out all the stamps are worthless. There should be someone as gullible as you out there to buy them.

My partner wishes I give up my motorcycle.

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@NickFun,

Splendid idea America's oldest teenager, take note of a wise lady, and trade it in for a wheelchair!

I'm looking after my neighbour's pussy whilst she has gone Interstate visiting her family.

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@Dutchy,

Obviously you have gone interstate with her.

My gardener didn't come today as was scheduled.

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