The Insult Chain Game

@Dutchy,

That Charles Ponzi really had it together, didn't he?

I'm planning a trip to Germany in about 2 weeks.

@NickFun,

Hi Nick, Where in Germany? One of my favorite city is Berlin.

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@NickFun,

Time to catch up with your illegimate offspring you left behind whilst stationed there as a GI no doubt.

I'm writing a speech I'll be presenting at a business convention next week.

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@Dutchy,

Is that the annual meeting of sex toy distributors? The same group you baffled last year with that bizarre speech on Solar Powered Vibrators? What do you have in store for them next week, a talk on "Why The Whoopee Cushion Belongs In The Bedroom"?

I have been browsing through some newspaper archives.

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@firefly,

No doubt your questionable past as a hooker is haunting you and you're trying to eradicate all traces.

I've bought myself a new suit today, designed to accent and to heighten the perfect masculine shape, the V-shaped, well worked body.

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@Dutchy,

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I've bought myself a new suit today, designed to accent and to heighten the perfect masculine shape, the V-shaped, well worked body.

I'm sure you'll be finery.

I'm concentrating deeply on 'each moment once'.

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@oolongteasup,

You have to concentrate just to brush your teeth.

I'm wearing a snappy green tie.

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@Ticomaya,

You can blow your nose with it and no one will notice!

I am sporting a USC Med School t-shirt.

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@NickFun,

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I am sporting a USC Med School t-shirt.

To be charitable, you're wearing it.

I'll be cruising later today.

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@NickFun,

All prison inmates get presented with them, don't they?

Some low life milked the gas out of my car and I got stuck on the freeway this morning.

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@Dutchy,

Classical, out of gas.

I told you I'd be cruising.

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@oolongteasup,

I know you, cruising for pick ups, you cheap one night jezebel.

Going to watch a movie this afternoon.

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@Dutchy,

Of course, this particular porn film you've already seen 25 times.

I never have trouble finding clothes that fit.

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@NickFun,

Salvo's discard bin comes in handy sometimes, doesn't you cadger.

I love listening to classical music.

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@Dutchy,

Yes, those nursery tunes, like, "Ring-a-Round a Rosie " and, "Itsy Bitsy Spider", are real classics. It figures that that's the sort of music a juvenile man like yourself would love.

I have to sit down and pay a lot of bills today.

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@firefly,

If your looking for sympathy, forget it, try to budget and run your affairs better you useless spendthrift.

I never get any bills always pay cash on the knocker!

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@Dutchy,

Get your credit above 300 and theyll issue you a credit card.

I had a clam sammich for suppere.

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@farmerman,

Judging from your spelling you washed it down with a gallon of moonshine.

I have an inflamed tendon in my right knee. Must take it easy for the next few days.

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@NickFun,

Obviously to much missionary sex, try the cowgirl reverse position, won't aggravate your knee anymore.

With a Federal election due in 3 weeks time I'm going to an election meeting tonight where our Prime Minister will speak.

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@Dutchy,

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With a Federal election due in 3 weeks time I'm going to an election meeting tonight where our Prime Minister will speak.

No local woman is safe.

And yet I can't help thinking, to give is better than to receive.

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