The Insult Chain Game

@NickFun,

You haven't paid him in 3 months, you deadbeat. Why would you expect him to show up?

I am afraid my car still has an oil leak.

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@firefly,

Typical dumb blond comment. That's no oil leak but the place where your cat sat and did her business.

I'm thinking of taking the afternoon off for a round of golf.

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@Dutchy,

"Taking the afternoon off" from what? Sleeping and drinking beer? Are you sure you are up to the effort of playing golf, you lazy bum.

I am trying to get myself to go out to the store, but it's very hot and humid outside.

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@firefly,

Go to the store to buy more Twinkies and risk sweating or just sit on your fat ass! Such a conundrum!

I just played tennis in the cool southern California air.

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@NickFun,

NicknotFun, donning a scarf, eating fireflys twinkies, playing Atari.

Planets must align for today's events to happen.

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@alex240101,

Considering taking a bath again, are you?

Fish tacos for lunch ... yummy.

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@Ticomaya,

Hmm... fish tacos? So you went table to table before the busboy cleared the tables and grabbed some leftover taco scraps from one table and a half eaten tuna sandwich from another....

25 minutes until the movie Despicable Me starts at the theater.

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@tsarstepan,

And 20 minutes before despicable you enters the theater.

I did 150 ab crunches on the ab machine yesterday.

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@NickFun,

And it didn't help. You are still a mass of rippling flab. Your ab machine crunches will never keep up with with the revolting amount of junk food you crunch down.

My stomach is feeling slightly upset.

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@firefly,

I hate to say it, but you forgot to take your pill and are pregnant again after your last one night stand, silly girl aren't you.

I think I will be hitting the pub with the boys this afternoon for a few social drinks.

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@Dutchy,

As a literal minded fool, you will plow your car into the storefront of your local pub thusly literally hit the pub with the boys who are as equally intoxicated as you are as passengers in your drunk driving frenzy.

I will be donating my platelets at an appointment at the blood bank in order to get free movie tickets.

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@tsarstepan,

Good thing you didn't want to see a free Broadway show, that would have probably required a donation of a kidney, and you'd be fool enough to do that.

I am very happy with my current financial situation.

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@firefly,

Totally broke and living under a bridge but at least you're happy!

I donated blood last week.

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@NickFun,

I didn't know you were a English soccer hooligan.... So you donated another person's blood to anyone in the splash path of his bloody nose and face by punching out his face and smashing his forehead with a six pack of beer bottles when he mentioned that the English soccer team sucked worse then the worst players from the MLS combined into an antiAll Star soccer team.

I'm about to get ready to go to the Brooklyn Museum of Art because its free admission tonight.

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@tsarstepan,

The Brooklyn Museum makes most of its money from hired thugs who mug the customers before or after they enter the museum.

I just did some voice over work for Eva Longoria.

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@NickFun,

I am really curious how you will attempt this voice-over with some kind of a falsetto Texas accent.

I just bought a ticket to see the former Mystery Science Theater alumni perform a live RiffTrax cinema event for the 19th of August. However, I did buy a ticket for the last time they did a live event a couple of months ago but I was too bummed out that day and just didn't go the the movie theater.

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@tsarstepan,

You must have been bummed out after wasting good money that could have gone to food to see those guys. Why not just flush your money down the toilet?

The Ventura County Fair is causing too much traffic!

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@NickFun,

Time to hand in your driver's licence old fellow, you could be a danger on the road if you can't handle a little bit of country traffic.

I nearly fell asleep in church yesterday such was the dullness of the service.

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@Dutchy,

Not to mention the fact that you were drunk off your ass!

Last night I had a couple shots of Jack Daniels with the guys.

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@NickFun,

And today you're suffering a hangover after getting blind drunk and the guys letting you sleep it off on a park bench.

My football team lost last night and I'm devastated.

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