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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2010 10:09 pm
@Dutchy,
And you'll be hoping to bum enough change from the people you pass to buy yourself a pint of cheap booze.

It was so hot out today I just stayed indoors.

Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2010 10:20 pm
@firefly,
Read, I didn't want to expose my wrinkled old leathery body to all and sundry.

I met some interesting people during my walk along the Esplanade.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2010 03:19 pm
@Dutchy,
You call them "interesting people". Others call them "psychopaths".

I have just returned from a run/walk along the beach.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2010 07:39 pm
@NickFun,
Running more likely after flashing yourself whilst walking you exhibitionist.

Today I shall be doing some volunteering work for my local hospital.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2010 08:39 pm
@Dutchy,
Community service work as part of your parole.

I am frequently recognized in public.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2010 09:35 pm
@NickFun,
So was John Gotti. Do they still have your picture hanging in the Post Office on the Wanted list?

I went to an interesting lecture the other day.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2010 09:43 pm
@firefly,
How to avoid old age?

Whilst doing my volunteering duties I also donated blood to the Red Cross.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 25 Jul, 2010 11:54 pm
@Dutchy,
You're so cheap you'll do anything to get a free cup of coffee and a donut.

I am thinking of buying a new large screen TV.

farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jul, 2010 04:59 am
@firefly,
well you should do real good since you only shop at yard sales.


I need to go home and check the garden for free vegetables
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jul, 2010 04:19 pm
@farmerman,
You mean "the neighbors garden".

My orange trees are starting to bear fruit.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jul, 2010 07:42 pm
@NickFun,
Not bad for the first time seeing that they have been in the ground for 10 years.

I'm going to an arts sale later on today.

NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jul, 2010 05:33 pm
@Dutchy,
Filching old prints out of trash cans isn't exactly an 'arts sale'.

I'm all sweaty after my workout.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 27 Jul, 2010 06:01 pm
@NickFun,
You don't have to tell me,. Your stench is so strong, I can smell you over here.

Why wasn't I invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding?
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 12:41 am
@firefly,
Because you were born on the wrong side of town you pathetic social climber, go back to your roots you illegimate offspring of a gypsy.

I have traced my family tree back to the year 1520.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 04:59 am
@Dutchy,
Quote:
I have traced my family tree back to the year 1520.


Just because you knew your grandfather there's no need to skite.

I like to look up answers but long for the day when I will have questions of my own.
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 07:32 am
@laughoutlood,
I have a question: have you always been stupid?

Today is a good day for a taco.
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 07:44 am
@Ticomaya,
Quote:
Today is a good day for a taco.


Biting commentary, alas I don't have any snacks, no need to check the humidor.

I spent some time with old people today.


Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 12:18 pm
@laughoutlood,
So you spent time with your peers, big deal.


I'm very pleased with the balmy weather we've been having.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 03:53 pm
@Ticomaya,
Yes but you're very pleased when you have jock itch so we will disregard your statement.

I have a couple of Cuba cigars I plan to smoke this weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 28 Jul, 2010 03:56 pm
@NickFun,
Smoking Cuban weed is about the strength of your weekend pleasure you dope.

I'm reading an interesting book about investing at the momednt.
 

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