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NickFun
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jul, 2010 07:01 pm
@Dutchy,
When she grows up she will ask her dad, "is he the best you could get?"

(Good for you Dutch!)

It's too hot for the hot springs so I shall use my outdoor Jacuzzi here where it's cooler.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 16 Jul, 2010 08:33 pm
@NickFun,
Tell the truth, you've been banned from the hot springs because of your continual flashing, you exhibitionist.

I'm thinking of having Chinese take aways tonight.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2010 11:22 am
@Dutchy,
You mean you're thinking of having the hard-working Chinese immigrants in your neighborhood taken away you heartless bastard!

I shall be meeting fitness expert Jack LaLanne today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 18 Jul, 2010 09:50 pm
@NickFun,
No doubt you'll be buying his latest book you gullible stargazer.

My Dr. tells me I'm as fit as a 2o yeare old.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2010 04:11 pm
@Dutchy,
Actually he said "as fit as a 20 year old dog".

I spent 6 hours doing voice work in a studio today.
firefly
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2010 04:44 pm
@NickFun,
Six hours, and you still couldn't say, "That's all folks" without flubbing it.

I'm going to an outdoor concert this week.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Mon 19 Jul, 2010 05:22 pm
@firefly,
The annual Salvo's free concert for the homeless and a free meal in the soup kitchen afterwards I gather, don't forget your autograph book.

I'm having lunch with the Lord Mayor today to discuss a major project.
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2010 04:39 pm
@Dutchy,
The Lord Mayor -- he's the giant 8 foot rabbit in the Stove Pipe hat, right?

A friend is lending me his boat to explore the Channel Islands this weekend.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2010 06:06 pm
@NickFun,
Don't forget to notify the coastguard rescue people as sure you'll get lost as always you landlubber.

My lunch with the Mayor went rather well particularly because the Council picked up the tab. Smile
(who says there is no such thing as a free lunch?)
NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 20 Jul, 2010 11:06 pm
@Dutchy,
So you managed to cajole another meal from the taxpayer. Must be nice being on the dole.

My accountant has given me some bad advice. I'm glad I didn't follow it!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jul, 2010 03:09 am
@NickFun,
What do expect from him, think about it you still haven't paid him for doing your books and tax returns last year!

My substantial portfolio of mining shares have boomed since the Government reversed a decision to tax the big mining companies a 40% wealth tax.
NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jul, 2010 03:55 pm
@Dutchy,
Now you can afford to go to McDonald's and get one of them big Happy Meals!

I like to keep most of my investments private.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 21 Jul, 2010 05:11 pm
@NickFun,
Only because they're in fly by night obscure companies and have gone backwards since you purchased them and will never recover you loser.

I will be attending the "showdown" between the 2 local football teams next weekend, it promises to be a bloodbath because of certain off the field happenings recently.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jul, 2010 03:47 pm
@Dutchy,
And you will arrive with a box full of brass knuckles to be distributed among your teams players to give them that slight advantage.

A young, 20something has her eye on me but I've already told her she's too young and I'm taken.
firefly
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jul, 2010 09:45 pm
@NickFun,
And then she told you she was only interested in whether you had change for a dollar, because she needed some quarters for the parking meter. That really made you feel like a jerk, didn't it?

I received a check in the mail today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jul, 2010 10:26 pm
@firefly,
It still won't cover all your outstanding debts you credit card junkie.

My weekly budget is always spot on.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 22 Jul, 2010 11:44 pm
@Dutchy,
You mean "spat on".

I have a pretty hefty bank account now.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Fri 23 Jul, 2010 04:39 pm
@NickFun,
You probably be in the red if you paid all your creditors knocking on your door.

I am driving a wedding casr today for a friend.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2010 03:55 pm
@Dutchy,
Under the provision that he drive your hearse.

I have just climbed an Ojai mountain and I feel young!
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sat 24 Jul, 2010 06:43 pm
@NickFun,
That's what you call making a mountain of a molehill you old codger.

I shall walk along the ocean's boulevard for several miles this morning.
 

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