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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
firefly
 
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Reply Fri 9 Jul, 2010 11:21 pm
@Dutchy,
That's because you've spent the last year in jail.

I need to diversify my investments.

NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 12:14 pm
@firefly,
Those 8 track tape investments just aren't paying off, eh?

I have invested some money in Tesla Motors.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 04:23 pm
@NickFun,
Instead of buying into the Tesla Motors stock IPO that came around the end of June, you purchased a couple of Tesla matchbox cars. That really doesn't count as an investment.

I ordered a new MP3 player (a 16GB Creative Zen Mozaic) from Amazon yesterday night so I could finally listen to my audible audiobooks while working.
NickFun
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 07:32 pm
@tsarstepan,
You mean "instead of working".

When the price drops I plan to buy a Tesla Motor Car.
firefly
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 09:46 pm
@NickFun,
When the price drops low enough for you to afford it, Tesla will have declared bankruptcy.

I went to a fantastic fireworks display tonight.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Sun 11 Jul, 2010 11:58 pm
@firefly,
Drunk again when you fell over, your head hit the pavement and you saw heaps of stars.

I'm preparing a wedding speech for next weekend.
NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 12 Jul, 2010 03:59 pm
@Dutchy,
I suppose the wedding crowd needs a little boredom after all the excitement.

I just drove my motorcycle back from LA.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jul, 2010 06:49 am
@NickFun,
You didn't know how stupid you looked in your 1960's hippie outfit, next time act your age.

I think I'm coming down with the flu.
firefly
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jul, 2010 08:04 am
@Dutchy,
The flu? That's cocaine and heroin withdrawal, you druggie. Clean up your act, if you can even remember what it's like to be sober.

There is going to be a media event going on not far from me this week.
alex240101
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jul, 2010 08:23 am
@firefly,
Life's greatest moments. Enjoy. (zzzz)

Gardens first tomato today.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jul, 2010 03:20 pm
@alex240101,
Been raiding your neighbours garden again you petty thief.

I have to stay in bed for the next 48 hours.
alex240101
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jul, 2010 07:27 pm
@Dutchy,
There is that much fried chicken?

Purchased pita bread passes for frisbees

(Hello Dutchy, why bed rest?)

NickFun
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jul, 2010 10:41 pm
@alex240101,
Nice waste of food. How about melons as footballs? It's no wonder there are so many hungry children in this country.

I love the cool weather we are having in CA.

(Dutch I hope you are recovering!)
Dutchy
 
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Reply Tue 13 Jul, 2010 10:51 pm
@NickFun,
Thanks Nick and Alex, just a bout of the flu, time of the year.

You won't love it so much when it gets below zero you spoilt warm weather man.

My neighbour brought Felix the cat over for company.

NickFun
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2010 07:03 pm
@Dutchy,
So she brought her pussy over for you to play with. Does your wife know?

I will be working out here shortly with my partner.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Wed 14 Jul, 2010 11:58 pm
@NickFun,
Well don't turn your webcam on, I don't want to witness any bedroom acrobatics thank you.

Just completed my annual tax return and I don't owe them a cent!
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2010 04:49 pm
@Dutchy,
You would if you actually reported your income!

I made a small amount last year that I did not report.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2010 05:33 pm
@NickFun,
You'll be sorry as the boys from the IRS have you in their sight you dummy.

I'm thinking of selling my car.
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2010 08:22 pm
@Dutchy,
To pay off your gambling debts. At least then you won't be able to drive to the casino!

I have eliminated many of the pay channels from my cable.
Dutchy
 
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Reply Thu 15 Jul, 2010 09:22 pm
@NickFun,
X-rated pay channels getting to expensive for you are they, you porno addict!

I will be god-father to my little niece this coming weekend.
 

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